Churching

Any method use by a Church to make money.

That's a nice church, they must do a lot of churching chaching chaching.

by Kat William March 11, 2010

Church

A sexual reference, or intercourse, as church. Using a bed as a place of sexual gathering. So good it must be holy.

"Momma, my steeple is all lined up... Baby, let's go to church!"

by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007

Church

Used in conjunction with the level of coolness or righteousness of an object, person, action or place.

Dude that (movie/guy/jump/park) was so church.

by ianrules18 May 4, 2009

Church

To say thank-you to someone.

Jamar: hands Andrew the lighter.
Andrew: Church

by Doc-A-Fella June 25, 2007

churched

when a woman gets it in the ass

She got churched last night.

by mnm18 December 14, 2009

Church of Satan

Many people have misconceptions about the Church of Satan, believing that the members are devil worshipers. However, in reality, this is all false. The Church of Satan is a group of atheists and the only reason that Satan is used is because their founder, Anton LaVey, believed Satan to be a good representation of Man's True Nature.
Overall, the Church of Satan is far better rounded and has better morals than any Christian, Catholic, or any other religion will ever be.

The Church of Satan was founded by Anton LaVey in the 1960s.

by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 10, 2016

Church Drama

The bickering, complaining, and general chaos that occurs between the members, or staff, of many churches. Often behind the scenes and without the knowledge of others who refuse to be drug into the fray.

Bill: Judy and Bob are upset over the new Sunday School schedule and have decided to quit going to church altogether.

Mandy: Don't bother me with that church drama, they'll be mad about something else next week.

by Boner D February 4, 2012