chiding my drummer

A fantastic euphemism for masturbation.

I see you've caught me chiding my drummer. Could you please shut the door now?

by James Cernero March 25, 2005

chadsity

She is a sweet little girl. Very intelligent, likes to work on her own. Very pretty and boys are very attracted to her

Chadsity has a attractive face.

by URBAN DICTIONARY 55 September 19, 2018

chid

Mix of a child and an idiot. Basically someone who is really immature and annoying.

"Hey, did you hear the rumour about you that Maggie was spreading?" - Person 1
"Yeah, but it's not like anybody will believe her, she's such a chid." - Person 2

by vokesalicious December 30, 2011

chidget

A chinese midget.

"Watch out for those kung-fu chidgets; they punch at nard level!"

by Phlegatu February 5, 2004

chid

an annoying person that no one likes

What the fuck are you doing you sad fucking chid? You aren't supposed to do that!

by FortniteRavenFucker November 20, 2018

Chidsey

slang, for free base cocaine mixed with washing detergent: the wost thing since crack cocaine.

that chidsey you sold me, made me shit my pants lastnight.

by dbishc August 11, 2008

Chiddledoo

The (generally) white or brown wrapper of a straw used to protect the drinker from outside bacteria or inflict bodily harm on another.

Person 1: Dude, the waitress left a chiddledoo on my straw!
Person 2: I love when they do that. Now you can make a spit ball out of it.

by Pictor November 25, 2009