Certified Pre-Fucked

Another term for Divorced. Origin: Neurotically Yours

My wife was divorced with no kids when i met her, she was a low-mileage Certified Pre-Fucked woman.

by Dan Sikorski September 5, 2006

Birth Certificate

A Receipt for the skeet.

I was not tryna put my name on that birth certificate until we got a blood test.

by soulocutz August 26, 2011

Cérnita

Italian slang for a dangerous sex game in which the woman is the master and the man is the slave. The woman picks an object in the room and sticks it in the man's butt. Cérnita means selection in Italian language. In this case the selection is the one of the object picked by the woman. Be careful with Italian women saying "Ti faccio una cérnita", "I make you a selection".

Giovanna: "Ti faccio una cérnita stasera" - "I make you a cérnita tonight"
Marco: "No grazie, stasera preferisco andare al cinema con i miei amici" - "No thanks, tonight I'd rather go to the movies with my friends"

Pietro: "Ciao Marco, come stai?" - "Hi Marco, how are you doing?"
Marco: "Non molto bene. Ho difficoltà a camminare perchè Giovanna mi ha fatto una cérnita ieri sera" - "Not very well. I'm struggling to walk 'cause Giovanna made me a cérnita last night"

by VeryVeryWell January 16, 2011

cerotito

Proper definition translated from Spanish to English is 'small turd'. People from Central America (Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras, Nicaragua) are known for using the word 'cerotito'. Often used to address little children or someone who is considered 'smaller' than average size. Cerotito can also be used as a way of communicating with other fellow Central Americans like the word 'Cerote'

Vas a ver cerotito. (You will see little shit)

Puta! Ese cerotito esta listo! (That little shit is always ready)

cerote

by Real Man August 31, 2012

certifag

One who is a certified, without a doubt, faggot.

You're a certifag you know

by Wokeman100 June 24, 2017

Certified Niggaboy

Just like how Drake is a Certified Loverboy (CLB, his newest album), dark-skinned people who act like Drake are Certified Niggaboys.

person1 - What kinda person are you
person2 - I'm a certified Niggaboy
person1 - Ahh you valid

by i am a failure to society 👍 October 20, 2021

certified chomu

an alumni from the university of chomus, who possesses the ability to suck the life out of any person they talk to

Swayam : "I was talking to Vishal"
Yash : "He's a certified chomu"

by roasted_potato_salad April 1, 2022