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Blimp Cards

It's you porn. Like pictures and magazines
Tyler: hey what are you doing?

Randy: just looking at my blimp cards
by Funkyfunkerson August 24, 2009
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Blimp Dog

An expression used at the same time as playing 'Spotto' while on a road trip. Blimp Dog is used to denote you have seen a sports car on the road. Proper blimp dogs are as rare as spottos.
Ben: "Blimp Dog"
Bridget: "Damn"
by Jake Macleay January 24, 2010
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Blimbletoot

I had my girlfriend blimbletoot mid-session.
by imfullofdreams April 12, 2011
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blimpopotamus

A disgustingly fat girl, derived from blimp + hippopotamus.
Cathy is such a blimpopotamus, she must weigh at least 300 pounds.
by AussieWombat September 24, 2011
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Blimpanzee

A morbidly obese black who's inevitable demise is only ever one chocolate bar away.
'The witless, waddling Blimpanzees Diane and David were oblivious to the pandemonium and carnage caused by their impenetrable fumes of sweaty piss pong which instantly triggered a government cobra meeting as the windowless chamber was being evacuated.

The natural immunity of the brainless fat fucks Diane and David allowed them to remain calm and seated during the entire crisis'.
by Herbie Dongsporran May 9, 2022
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Bliksem

Bliksem: A word used to describe the way in which you will physically assault someone.
Frequently used by adults when talking to children, teenagers, or sometimes even other adults. Alternatively, Vliksem is used in school settings to send the same message, but without being held accountable for swearing at children.
Being bliksemed is very brief but very painful
Teacher: Why isn't your homework done again? Do you want me to vliksem you?

Father: This is the last time you're going to skip homework, the next time I hear you didn't do it I'm going to bliksem you
by BigBullManMilkers February 3, 2023
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blimp

tradition in northern ireland. e.g: when a blimp flies by ur house and you see it you point at it and shout "BLIMP! BLIMP!" you have to say it like a goat. we also do the same for hot air balloons.
"look there is a blimp flying outside" "BLIMP! BLIMP!"
by BigKrissy July 3, 2023
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