Blimp

Verb: To Blimp- The act of moving intently from one point to another, often in the pursuit of food, sex, or money. But it can, in reality, be used to describe any form of general movement.

Tristan: Yo who wants to blimp over to Cam's for some food?

Charlie: Hell yeah, that'd be Crimpin

by Crimper120 August 12, 2019

Blimp

Someone who lacks common knowledge, and basic conversational skills. Most of these individuals have superficial knowledge about a topic or subject, and may be worst off than people who know absolutely nothing. Viewed as being aloof and mentally absent. This is in comparison to an actual physical blimp.

He's such a fucking blimp!

That girls so dumb, what a blimp.

by Carmen565 December 21, 2013

Blimp

A blimp is a fat ass blunt

yo holmes come holla at me and we'll smoke that blimp

by Razz C December 28, 2005

Blimp

a person that cuffs their pants weird and is very fat and ugly

BRO, Did you see that fat blimp with her boyfriend giving a hand job?!

by dr.renee69 May 04, 2021

Blimp

When a guy's dick isn't hard nor soft. The in between stage of having a boner and being limp.

Guys will tug on their dicks in order to blimp them, causing them to look bigger. Usually right before a man has to urinate, his dick is naturally blimped.

"I'm blimpin' right now and my dick looks huge"; "I can't help that my buldge is showing, I got a blimp".

by Matador of Funk October 27, 2011

Blimp

When a piece of peppering gets inside your dick hole when you pull out of the anus. The penis becomes infected and swells up to chode status.

After a week of backdoor entering, i got a blimp.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 07, 2010

Blimp

A guy who does every and anything in his power to make you happy. He's ambitious, caring , considerate , determined, enthusiastic , funny , genuine , generous, humble, intelligent, kind, loving and everything you could ever dream of. He's supportive beyond belief. He cries with you . Then use his hands to wipe your tears. Makes you laugh then join in because your happiness is his. Destined to be true love . Every second spent with him is a memory that will last forever. He might be a bit difficult at times but he's worth it.

Jhevante is my blimp.

by iam_anonymous January 06, 2015