shit-blistering

You inject your lover's feces under your skin and wait untill it festers and blisters; Then you rip the blisters open with your teeth, and lick up the festering shit.

I got several nasty infections from shit-blistering with John.

by Jeremy July 11, 2003

7 to the blister

When you are in the know about something (usually gossip) and others are not. A bit like 'nudge, nudge; wink, wink' and 'between you and me'

"this is very 7 to the blister, but I've heard she's getting the bullet tomorrow'

by Jam The Man September 25, 2010

shit blister

When two pole smokers are having rigorous butt action, and one slab of man meat slips out creating too much fag friction. Thus, the burning and blistering of the head or shaft of the pitcher's tool.

When Kertinian was ass mauling T-Meth, the numerous rolls of ass fat caused Kertinian to slip out and he recieved a 2nd degree shit blister on his man dart.

by T-Meth the Palmer June 30, 2003

Biloxi Blister

A proper biloxi blister is when a lady sits on your face, grinds the hell out of your entire face with her vagina and she must spit on your face to lubricate the face to vagina movement.

its nothing like a birmingham blister or a denver omlette as suggested by some unskilled newbs. "You aint in biloxi if you dont see a lil cartilage" Hence Biloxi Blister

by southern sex slinger September 1, 2009

Birmingham Blister

Same as a Denver Omelet, but without the handstand.

She stared into his jagged rows of teeth, and opted to give him a Birmingham Blister instead.

by Slappypants Magee May 26, 2008

blister story

A story with an elaborate explanation about how something relatively simple happened to you.

Guy on youtube tells the blister story of how he got his foot blister by having to use his left sock as a toilet paper substitute in a Thai public toilet.

by Lanny Falvo February 23, 2010

Blistering anal ordeal

1. A very potent, very hot expulsion of air from the anus. The heat usually lingers and is uncomfortable to both of which have "smelt" and "dealt".

2. A feverish, scalding, irritating defecating experience; often diarrheal and requires a cream, salve, or ointment to calm the burning sensation. Can be caused by spicy foods and some viruses.

3. A severe rash caused by an STD contracted by anal intercourse.

4. An instance in which someone is trying to get an asshole to behave sensibly, but they continue to make a scene.

("Dude, I had a blistering anal ordeal last night, it was real shitty!")

by Caustie January 30, 2015