Blachance

1. A rotund pile of shit that rolls quickly down hill.

2. A dirty bastard that fucks large rodents and asian girls, being unable to tell the difference.

Look at how pissed that blachance is, we are so rat fucked!

by Kirk Everist September 22, 2008

Blanchard Oklahoma

A Small town in Central Oklahoma, just 15 minutes from, known, Norman, Oklahoma (home of OU). I have lived there for 18 years, grew up here. Its one of those towns where everybody knows everybody, literally, and their addresses, and their past. Its a quickly growing town, but still only 2 stop lights. It has a subway, and sonic, and other than the family owned restaraunts thats about it. Its a charming place to live, and the schools are nice and small. Though because everyone knows eveyrone, the teachers dont take their job that serious, and a few have been fired for having affairs, and or, sleeping with high schoolers.(like i said, everyone knows everyone). Though it is just a small town containing one grocery store, and 2 gas stations. It has appr. 8 churches. Very much into their religion (tho the kids are awfully rambunxious) I would never call anywhere but here my hometown. Even tho i am living in korea for 2 years (husband in the army). that is my home.

Blanchard Oklahoma

by Amber McKnight August 10, 2008

fat blanchard

A situation in which someone finds themself trapped on the toilet next to an empty toilet paper roll.

"Honey, I seem to be experiencing a fat blanchard, could you bring me some toilet paper?"

by Dual K October 23, 2006

rowan blanchard

I female activist and amazing role model AND GORGEOUS all at the age ofor 16. She's Riley In Disney's Girls meets world.

'Do you love Rowan Blanchard'
'Yes!!!! She's amazing'

by Infonator January 11, 2018

barchie

barchie, barchie is riverfails best ship and if you disagree with that bc you ship bugcest, okay but barchie is endgame and y'all can't change that, even roberto has confirmed that they will happen sooner or later and two (or more) of the cast ships barchie:)

barchie endgame

by adorexoleff January 4, 2020

Dick Blanchard

The little old man whose from the empire carpet commercials, just had a stroke, and is wearing 9 day old piss stained pants.(Often confused as Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets world)

Dick Blanchard sells carpets at low prices.

by JJ May 13, 2003

Elmo Blatchelor Party

A bachelor party paid in homage to Elmo Blatch from Shawshank Redemption. The party involves lots of tasty bitches, calling people pricks, and doing sinful deeds that others get pinned for.

Alex: Hey AJ......what are we doing next weekend?

AJ: Serious dude? It's Blake's Elmo Blatchelor Party!

Alex: Ah man...I forgot. It's gonna be so tasty!!!!

AJ: I know. Blake's gonna be the prick that everything gets pinned on!

by Chicago AJ July 10, 2009