by TooManyPlanes June 12, 2018
Get the Blap Dond mug.When you prolong the urge to defecate until the last possible minute and then when you finally sit on the toilet you forcefully grunt to expel the fecal matter creating a “blap” sound that echoes from the toilet.
During the ride home from Panda Express, Dave new a power blap was imminent.
Dude I just power blapped so hard it sounded like a tuba in the toilet!
Dude I just power blapped so hard it sounded like a tuba in the toilet!
by Big and Weird May 30, 2021
Get the Power Blap mug.by blapped247 April 24, 2017
Get the Blapped mug.When you rip pubes out then jizz in your hand and sprinkle the pubes on top of the jizz and then slap someone in the face.
by Cdobbs September 20, 2021
Get the Blap mug.blap is love, blap is life. when you say blap to someone, it just means that you love them very much. praise to blap, submit to blap. it's also just a funny word i thought of
i blap everything. i worship blap
by pure! January 29, 2021
Get the Blap mug.Former President Donald Trump:
“Hey Joe, I caught my wife getting her ass ate by Charli Blap, what should I do?
I’ve never heard of Charli Blap, I think you meant to say charliBLAP YOU BITCH YOU *disappears into dust only moments after he realises that this is his peak and he can now let the Alzheimer’s consume in peace*
“Hey Joe, I caught my wife getting her ass ate by Charli Blap, what should I do?
I’ve never heard of Charli Blap, I think you meant to say charliBLAP YOU BITCH YOU *disappears into dust only moments after he realises that this is his peak and he can now let the Alzheimer’s consume in peace*
by DEFINITELY NOT charliBLAP December 27, 2023
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