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Because I'm Jesus

How Jesus sasses the Pharisees or makes them stfu
Pharisees: "Can you stop claiming to be God!"
Jesus: "No, I am God because I'm Jesus"
Pharisees: "We hate this guy so much"
by ImHell666 May 30, 2018
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becausing

imperalism 😎
hes a becausing dumbass
by jayfloxka February 2, 2022
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becausing

a word a idiot uses that mispells because..
person 1: i am becausing-
person 2: ur so fuckin retarded
by jayfloxka February 2, 2022
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Beaushing

Beaushing, pronounced bewshing, is a mix of the words beautiful and dashing. Used to describe someone who is dashing and beautiful at the same time.
Wow, that boy is really beaushing!
by Bovineextraterrestrial October 29, 2023
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“And you know I’m serious because I said The World and not ZAWARUDO” is a phrase commonly used by Lord Nuxanor after making a serious statement with the words “The World” in the statement as apposed to the usual use of the world which is correctly pronounced as ZAWARUDO while flexing epically on all the normies because you gotta stay cool fam.
“We must end poverty across The World, And you know I’m serious because I said The World and not ZAWARUDO”
by CoochieFister666 December 2, 2019
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Why did you search this- seriously??? Why?? Is it because you wanted the dictionary to say "Get a fucking mug, because you don't have a mug."?

Alright, if you are bored, here goes nothing.

get out pls im begging u plsssssss
just get out its completely boring u dont need it

seriously? get out.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn- Okay fine, you can just read everything :(
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There's nothing left..

You always try to find secrets- Okay now I am serious there is nothing left.
by PignnyeStonk17 February 8, 2022
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Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus means to beat the absolute shit our of someone else's newborn baby through reality hacks in which you ascended to another dimensional plane just to beat the shit out of that baby, this is a very painful experience to both you and the baby, but don't worry, you have at least a 0.0000000001% chance of survival, at least you have that? the baby on the other hand will die, but who cared about it anyways, right? it was more or less and accidental birth anyways.... this can also be used as a threat, in which you may go back in time through that same ascendance to the time that person was born and do the same as previously explained.
you are going to make me Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus you!
by TychonChosha898 November 8, 2021
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