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Distressed Watcher

A internet celebrity whore who fails at reviewing trailers (basically commercials) for movies.

Also can be used to describe someone who is excessively nitpicky about the most pointless and uneventful reasons in a jarring, loud and irritating voice and rants about said insignificance for multiple times longer than the duration of said act.
Dude, stop being a Distressed Watcher, complaining about the 3 second rising sun in that movie trailer, for the last 10 minutes. It's not a big deal and you're not funny!
by SchuminWebdotcom November 3, 2009
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B*witched

B*Witched were a late 1990s girl group from Ireland who were wildly popular in Europe, but only enjoyed mild success in the United States. They were unique for their ability to mix Irish folk music with mainstream pop.
"Gotta let me in
Hey hey hey
Let the fun begin, hey
I'm a wolf today
Hey hey hey
I'll huff, I'll puff
I'll huff, I'll puff,
I'll blow you away

Say you will,
say you won't
Say you'll do
what I don't.
Say you will
say the truth
say to me
C'est La Vie"
- C'est La Vie, Single of B*witched
by Massiel June 11, 2006
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party watcher

Relating someone to the type of person that goes to a party and just watches.
1. John! Its just a quiz! Instead of studying just come chill with me. Fine you party watcher
2. I can't believe Sue goes to work 45 minutes early everyday, shes such a party watcher!
3. Omg! You're so lame you party watcher!
by Calderon August 6, 2014
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lick a witches tit

hey im too tired to go to the sock hop tonight "hey kris just lick a witches tit bro"
by mmmjellyfish July 12, 2009
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Witches Bwoo

An alcoholic beverage, a cool person, something that witches make.
"Minerva proved that she was, indeed the witches bwoo by concocting the best cauldron of wtiches bwoo this side of the Rio Grande."
by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003
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withers-mania

something every child SHOULD experience. without withers mania you might as well start a knitting club now because your life will be boring for your whole life.
person 1:"hey are you ok"
person 2:"no really, ive never experienced withers-mania...."
person 1:"WHAAAAATTT? SERIOUSLY???"
by witherslover11 May 29, 2009
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Witches Swish

An shocking and unexpected bollock and cock washing bidet event caused by the accidental activation of an automatic or manual flush whilst seated peacefully in a public toilet.
Me: It was horrendous; The flush came rushing out of nowhere like an arctic tsunami and gave me a chilling Witches Swish .
Therapist: ?
Me: You know? When you flush your nuts by mistake.
Therapist: I think 'm gonna need therapy.
by dunkinnuts April 2, 2019
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