stem winded

When you get hit by your Grand Mother so hard, you swirl on one leg and spin.

Lil Timmie- "Fuck you Granny!"
Granny-"I'm going to smack you stem winded when I get a hold of you".

by jillo1978 March 12, 2017

Dick winded

Getting your dick (penis) farted on whilst at the urinal

Christian aka Ricky Bobby got dick winded when he was taking a piss at the urinal when Gazza stood next to him at & farted on his dick.

by Stink bomber December 8, 2021

Winden

German slang, meaning the epitome of perfection; a modern interpretation of a Siren from Greek mythology.

As I stood in the Louvre, and stared at the Mona Lisa, all I could think was "Wow. This is beautiful, but really pales in comparison to a Winden."

by D.Füchinday. February 4, 2010

Windies

How people from northern ireland say Windows.

I'll do your windies in wee lawd

That wee doll's a right windie licker

by clard November 2, 2005

winder-pinder

1. A polite term for a fart used with children.
2. To fart (polite).

Hey Daniel, was that I winder-pinder I heard? You're off to timeout mister.

by Benjam January 31, 2007

Winder

A word meaning window in the deep south.

Close the damn winder. The raccoons are tryin to git out again.

by Jokay34 October 24, 2016

windex

1. A cleaning liquid that you spray on glass and people.
2. A perverted internet user

1. Windex! Beyond the blue bottle!
2. Windex is disgusting. He keeps trying to cyberfuck me.

by Windex December 11, 2004