Wife 

The World's most Intimidating and Frightening Entity

John: "Hold on, my wife is comming!"
Mike: ".........."

Wife by Piggy0620 May 8, 2024

wife 

A woman you give money to but don't get to sleep with.

Tom: Why are you down today?
Bob: My wife.

wife by CutiePatootiePie April 1, 2025

wife...

uhh...eh...

so what do you wanna do tomorrow?
- i dunno. (long awkward silence)wife...

wife... by wife... September 13, 2003

Wife's Boyfriend 

The dumbass that makes me go to bed at 7:30 even though it's the weekend.

No Wife's Boyfriend Carl, I dont want to go to bed! I'm not even tired yet and it's Saturday.

Wife's Boyfriend by Pogface_063 July 7, 2020

wife breeding 

When your wife is paired up to have sex with other men for the purpose of getting pregnant. Having unprotected sex with another mans wife for the purpose of getting her pregnant.

I was unable to father children so we turned to "wife breeding" to get my wife pregnant. My wife had an affair and now shes pregnant as a result of "wife breeding."

wife breeding by Dancerooster January 15, 2020

Wife Haver

People that have wives

Phil: I'm so sad
Wilbur: Well You're the one that had a wife
Tommy: Yeah! Wife Haver

Wife Haver by Womnx February 2, 2021

Wife’s Boyfriend 

A man that is allowed to fuck some dude’s wife for the sake of cuckholding.

“I just had a vasectomy yesterday and when I woke up, my wife’s boyfriend surprised me with this!”

Wife’s Boyfriend by Weegee420 December 15, 2019