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by CutiePatootiePie April 1, 2025
Get the wife mug.To act like you have no swag, act corny, asexual and bland.
To deliberately act like a man with no sexual swag.
To deliberately act like a man with no sexual swag.
Walter Chang is very whitewashed. He hangs around a lot of white men so now he acts super stiff, walks weird, and talks like an adult virgin. It makes sense since all the guys he hangs around are dorks who never got laid, so I wonder why he tries to copy them.
by CutiePatootiePie March 6, 2025
Get the Whitewashed mug.A wide, fake smile that insecure, short, celibate men make to show that they are "okay."
Usually done by fake tough guys into right-wing, American culture, to cope with their celibacy, desperation, and depression.
Usually done by fake tough guys into right-wing, American culture, to cope with their celibacy, desperation, and depression.
by CutiePatootiePie January 22, 2025
Get the Joe Rogan Smile mug.Not quite as bad as "small dick energy," but sort of a middle ground. No swag, harmless, forgetable, sexually invisible, insecure men who wear button down shirts as general fashion have this kind of "energy." Sort of a beta male.
Susie: "I'm going on a date with Thad tonight."
Kara: "Why not go on a date with Brad?"
Susie: "Ew. He's got real button down shirt energy."
Kara: "Why not go on a date with Brad?"
Susie: "Ew. He's got real button down shirt energy."
by CutiePatootiePie January 20, 2025
Get the Button Down Shirt Energy mug.The way a man carries himself when he's got the unshakeable confidence of women finding him attractive very early on in life.
It's not taught. These guys have swag in the way they walk, the way they talk, the way they sit. They're like 1 in 10,000 men. He doesn't have to work for anything, has no insecurities, no toxicity, no coping.
It's not taught. These guys have swag in the way they walk, the way they talk, the way they sit. They're like 1 in 10,000 men. He doesn't have to work for anything, has no insecurities, no toxicity, no coping.
Tim: How do you have so much swag?
Kim: Girls been telling me I'm fine since I was 11 years old, I never had to work for anything.
Kim: Girls been telling me I'm fine since I was 11 years old, I never had to work for anything.
by CutiePatootiePie July 2, 2024
Get the swag mug.A guy who simply shows up and has sex, love, with women.
This is compared to the overwhelming, overwhelming majority of men who have to put in effort into life. Such as getting extensive schooling, high paying jobs, working out, learning "game," learning fashion, etc.
Chad just shows up, gets taken care of women, doesn't do anything else.
This is compared to the overwhelming, overwhelming majority of men who have to put in effort into life. Such as getting extensive schooling, high paying jobs, working out, learning "game," learning fashion, etc.
Chad just shows up, gets taken care of women, doesn't do anything else.
Tom: I just spent the last 12 years in med school, now I'll definitely be able to get the ladies!
Chad: I woke up at 1 ever since I was 14 and haven't gone a day without sex since then.
Chad: I woke up at 1 ever since I was 14 and haven't gone a day without sex since then.
by CutiePatootiePie June 23, 2024
Get the Chad mug.Western men with faces that aren't seen as attractive to western women who have enough money to not marry men with bad faces.
He claims it's about feminism, but it's actually just about his face. He's one of those passport bros.
by CutiePatootiePie December 22, 2023
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