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Vagina

The one thing that has killed billions yet doesnt get punished for it. the thing men fight most about and has caused many wars. we spend our lifes trying to find one to stick our dicks in it. stick your dick in one and find out why hahah.damn they feel nice when your cock is in it. but where theres a pro there is a con and that is wait 9 months and it sucks your life to pieces. also usually every one month it goes through a bizarre ritual which turn women into bitches.
remeber you can smell the pussy, touch the pussy, fuck the pussy, see the pussy, but dont ever marry the pussy
vaginas get one now
by vagina fucker9595 December 6, 2012
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Vagina

A woman's portal to eternal happiness and to Narnia
WOW I WISH I COULD HAVE A VAGINA
by CoreyTech January 30, 2018
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Vagina

The second belly button resting between the legs of only females.

May smell like “fishy”
Please stuff your mayonnaise in my vagina Gerald
by RELOADEDxKAZEE November 12, 2019
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Vagina

Last night I inserted my penis in to a women's vagina
by Pengu3k July 29, 2014
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Vagina

A slice of heaven that god hands to all women when they are born and says " Here can you hold on to this piece of heaven for me?"
God: Hey, can you hang on to this piece of heaven i call a vagina?
Girl: Well of course!
by Nikelite26 April 20, 2014
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Vagina

Something you will never receive if you are looking “vagina” up on www.urbandictionary.com.
You’re such a fucking loner if you look up vagina on UD.
by jomama217 December 17, 2011
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Vagina

The best fuckin bouncy house you'll ever find, made by the pilgrims to bring joy to the little Indian babies. A fun warm place shared by many, bouncing to hard in this bouncy house galore may spawn angry beavers to bite your privates.
Damn, that's one high quality vagina Im tryna bounce in that bitch all night. DEWD! watch out that beavers gonna bite your pecker!
by Steven Dacquisto February 14, 2012
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