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Tokecrastinator

One who prolongs their toke. Tells a story while holding the weed, takes forever to take a hit.
Dude, you've been holding the pipe for like 3 minutes, you're such a damn tokecrastinator
by Saint Owner June 9, 2011
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toke-a-cola

a hit of marijuana smoked from a soda can that has been molded into a pipe for lack of a more conventional smoking method.
Jimmy: Yo, man! I can't find my piece.
Johnny: It's okay dude, we can just have a toke-a-cola instead!
by MaryJane Elane Payne January 9, 2010
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I guess she took the kids, huh?

Use this when you lose custody.
"Hit or miss, I guess she took the kids, huh?"

"Shouldn't have drank too much, I guess she took the kids, huh?"
by worm meat December 1, 2018
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Tokenism

Parading around your best example of a marginalized group (that one woman CEO or that one amazing black teacher) to prove you aren’t sexist or racist.
white People: look at this article about a black man who spends extra time with kids with no dads... why isn’t THIS viral?
Answer: because it’s Tokenism and black people doing something great isn’t as rare as YOU think.
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one toke over the line

You all know it; that point of no return hit that takes you to your happy place
One toke over the line, sweet Jesus,
One toke over the line.
Sittin' downtown in a railway station,
One toke station over the line.
by captainphoenix December 12, 2006
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Tik Toker

A person that developed a mental disability right after downloading Tik Tok.
They have an IQ anywhere between -8 to 2.
They will remain dumb for the rest of their life.
1:Dude, do you see those tik tokers?
2:yes bro they are so dumb
1:yeah, they should be the only group of people that you should be legally allowed to bully and torture.
by Tapitos March 3, 2020
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non-fungible token

PNGs and JPEGs that cost tons of money but does nothing

A.K.A scam
Person 1: Hey dude, I just made a red monkey Non-fungible token.

Person 2: That hits hard, gonna take a screenshot.
by FreeHongKong8964 December 9, 2021
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