A 'small-timer' stumbles through everyday tasks with a lack of class and with increasing damage to their integrity. Their catastrophic nature can easily be mistaken or excused as "bad luck", however this is far from the case.
Person 1: "Got absolutely smashed last night and can't remember a thing. Woke up without my pants and lost my phone!"
Person 2: "What a small timer!"
Person 2: "What a small timer!"
by Alzamatralz June 30, 2014
Get the Small Timer mug.The elderly are not necessarily the only victims of old timer's disease, although they are the ones who get it the most.
by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2010
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The act of going far back in the facebook post history of people you barely know and liking an inane status update to make them show up in the news feed.
The act of going far back in the facebook post history of people you barely know and liking an inane status update to make them show up in the news feed.
by partykivi November 10, 2012
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It came in a PC, and PSone versions.
It came in a PC, and PSone versions.
by Jason Trevlinsky October 12, 2004
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Get the Two Timer mug.(1) a joke that makes little or no sense in broken English and/or to laugh at your own joke as if it were funny. (2) to drive your uncle’s Infinity into a mailbox because you fell asleep at the wheel. (3) to send your friends at least 50 articles a day about Israeli occupation and expect them to read each one thoroughly. (4) to sleep with a pledge and never tell your best friends. (5) then play it off when your buddy get in an assload of trouble for the same thing. (6) to play covert/overt mind games, astonishingly well with people (usually girls) who are of much lower intellect pathetic. (7) drinking sambosso (or araq). (8) smoking twenty-five cigarettes a day. (9) telling everone you’re Russian and speaking with a Russian accent when you’re drunk. (10) acting like you know everything. (11) telling people with OPINIONS that they are wrong. (12) telling questions. (13) acting like Lawrence of Arabia while obviously residing in the United States when damn near no one has any clue who Lawrence of Arabia is.
“Let me tell you why this is wrong, John”
“What does the Isreali say about bad tea… blame it on the Chinese, complain to the British and get the Americans to look see what they did to my tea…” “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH”
“Of course I am only kidding”
“What does the Isreali say about bad tea… blame it on the Chinese, complain to the British and get the Americans to look see what they did to my tea…” “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH”
“Of course I am only kidding”
by John Stefano March 8, 2004
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Holographic universe .. seems to be a buzz word …
That would support the notion infinite timelines are possible ..
It’s actually a rather nice thought .. especially the thought maybe even .. we (some of us) actually inhabit more than 1 … like alternate or even there is better versions of us, both out there and possible …
This is why I delete … everything I wrote still exists … and this is a little bat shit I know …
But feel even something like the minute details like what’s on urban .. differ each one … recalibrate perhaps …
I prefer all my musings to what science and the world tell us … believe nature has a cure for everything …
And also the highest timeline possible for myself is perhaps the reason I’m here and yes these are individual yet we live in a collective, free will obviously exists for all … work that out :)
Caught in a spiders web comes to mind
Holographic universe .. seems to be a buzz word …
That would support the notion infinite timelines are possible ..
It’s actually a rather nice thought .. especially the thought maybe even .. we (some of us) actually inhabit more than 1 … like alternate or even there is better versions of us, both out there and possible …
This is why I delete … everything I wrote still exists … and this is a little bat shit I know …
But feel even something like the minute details like what’s on urban .. differ each one … recalibrate perhaps …
I prefer all my musings to what science and the world tell us … believe nature has a cure for everything …
And also the highest timeline possible for myself is perhaps the reason I’m here and yes these are individual yet we live in a collective, free will obviously exists for all … work that out :)
Caught in a spiders web comes to mind
by LetsTalkAboutX January 15, 2023
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