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Tamerism 

(1) a joke that makes little or no sense in broken English and/or to laugh at your own joke as if it were funny. (2) to drive your uncle’s Infinity into a mailbox because you fell asleep at the wheel. (3) to send your friends at least 50 articles a day about Israeli occupation and expect them to read each one thoroughly. (4) to sleep with a pledge and never tell your best friends. (5) then play it off when your buddy get in an assload of trouble for the same thing. (6) to play covert/overt mind games, astonishingly well with people (usually girls) who are of much lower intellect pathetic. (7) drinking sambosso (or araq). (8) smoking twenty-five cigarettes a day. (9) telling everone you’re Russian and speaking with a Russian accent when you’re drunk. (10) acting like you know everything. (11) telling people with OPINIONS that they are wrong. (12) telling questions. (13) acting like Lawrence of Arabia while obviously residing in the United States when damn near no one has any clue who Lawrence of Arabia is.
“Let me tell you why this is wrong, John”
“What does the Isreali say about bad tea… blame it on the Chinese, complain to the British and get the Americans to look see what they did to my tea…” “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH”
“Of course I am only kidding”
Tamerism by John Stefano March 8, 2004
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Tamerism 

An individual exhibiting Tamerism is an individual who is an extremely foolish or unintelligent person. People who exhibit Tamerism are said to be exceptionally retarded, often characterized by a lack of common sense, poor judgment, and a tendency to make consistently foolish or absurd decisions.
Look at dumbass, he is in a state of Tamerism.
Tamerism by DBSeer September 9, 2023
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Taberism 

The act of subsatuting random words for other words when describing something.

The person who usually uses taberisms has A.D.D. or A.D.H.D.
John - "man why does that girl make me eat cake before she puts out. I'm tired of kissing ass just to get laid."

(the reference to eating cake as kissing ass is a taberism)
Taberism by Xalbia May 4, 2009

Taherism 

The use of cancerous and barely understandable speech either online or in person which makes them look like an Autistic Retard. A similar but different form of terrorism in which instead of physical violence the person is unable to form a coherent sentence and therefore says things that are so mentally incomprehensible to anyone that has a normal amount of chromosomes that merely listening to them speak causes a brain tumor or some sort of mental disability including Autism, Cancer or the genetic gain/loss of chromosomes from the victims body causing them to convert to Taherism and spreading Taherism even further into society.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Should I call the cops?"
Person 2: "Cal urslf 2 ma hauouse 💋"
Person 3: "He is spreading Taherism, ignore him or you'll start talking just like him"

Example 2:
Taherism spread throughout the internet when he attempted to speak proper english to people and failed.
Taherism by IYBN May 27, 2018
My sweet person who goes all out to make someone happy tameris usually doesn't mind giving a hand to people in need even though she does not have much she is very intelligent with great human qualities
Tameris is a great person
tameris by Suett November 20, 2023

Tamarismo 

The act of someone over complicating what should be a pretty common situation out of pure and unbridled restlessness.
We were hanging around calmly and she messed it all up out of pure tamarismo.
Tamarismo by DaSnack February 10, 2024

Tomerism 

Tomerism a person who is always correct and no matter what he is not wrong no matter the situation
Thomas is tomerism
Tomerism by Tom jones (he he he ) December 4, 2024
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