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timelining 

Using facebook to examine all the bad decisions you've made and how cool you really weren't in high school thus coming to the realization that your life is truly depressing, also because you obviously have time to dick around on facebook all day looking at your timeline.
I was timelining last night and noticed that 90% of the girls I dated are on xanax, pregnant or in jail, in no specific order.
timelining by PorkCHOPsandwiches44 September 10, 2012

timelining 

I was timelining chapter 2 for World History.
timelining by Laura K September 11, 2005

Tomlining 

Illegally or unethically obstructing someone from achieving their goal either by physically or figuratively getting in their way.

Synonyms: cock blocking, torpedoing, sniping
Mike Tomlin, coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, stood too far over on the sidelines and prevented a player from the Baltimore Ravens from making a touchdown that would've put the game away thereby creating the act of Tomlining

One of my co-workers tomlined me by bad mouthing me to my boss just when I was about about to get promoted.

Kanye West tried to tomlin Taylor Swift at the Grammys.
Tomlining by Tenacious Faulker December 1, 2013

Tomlining 

The ability to be out scored and still be in first place.
Ryan: “They are 3-2. They’re in first, and they’ve been outscored by 31 points. And they are 3-2.”

Greenberg: “That’s just Mike Tomlin. He’s just Tomlining.”
Tomlining by Pittsburgh Deuce October 13, 2023

Xa Adiseo timelinias

In real world, the Earth takes 365.6 days to orbit the sun, forcing us to use messy "leap year" patches to fix the calendar. In this system named Xa Adiseo timelinias, this glitch is solved by recalibrating the clock so a year is exactly 365 days. By distributing those extra 0.6 days into every second of the year, the timeline becomes perfectly aligned without leap years, making time accurate, understandable, and fair.
Xa Adiseo timelinias is a good system which makes people happy who are born on leap years.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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