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timelining 

Using facebook to examine all the bad decisions you've made and how cool you really weren't in high school thus coming to the realization that your life is truly depressing, also because you obviously have time to dick around on facebook all day looking at your timeline.
I was timelining last night and noticed that 90% of the girls I dated are on xanax, pregnant or in jail, in no specific order.
timelining by PorkCHOPsandwiches44 September 10, 2012

timelining 

I was timelining chapter 2 for World History.
timelining by Laura K September 11, 2005

Tomlining 

Illegally or unethically obstructing someone from achieving their goal either by physically or figuratively getting in their way.

Synonyms: cock blocking, torpedoing, sniping
Mike Tomlin, coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, stood too far over on the sidelines and prevented a player from the Baltimore Ravens from making a touchdown that would've put the game away thereby creating the act of Tomlining

One of my co-workers tomlined me by bad mouthing me to my boss just when I was about about to get promoted.

Kanye West tried to tomlin Taylor Swift at the Grammys.
Tomlining by Tenacious Faulker December 1, 2013

Tomlining 

The ability to be out scored and still be in first place.
Ryan: “They are 3-2. They’re in first, and they’ve been outscored by 31 points. And they are 3-2.”

Greenberg: “That’s just Mike Tomlin. He’s just Tomlining.”
Tomlining by Pittsburgh Deuce October 13, 2023

Xa Adiseo timelinias

In real world, the Earth takes 365.6 days to orbit the sun, forcing us to use messy "leap year" patches to fix the calendar. In this system named Xa Adiseo timelinias, this glitch is solved by recalibrating the clock so a year is exactly 365 days. By distributing those extra 0.6 days into every second of the year, the timeline becomes perfectly aligned without leap years, making time accurate, understandable, and fair.
Xa Adiseo timelinias is a good system which makes people happy who are born on leap years.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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