by Alzamatralz June 02, 2018
A 'small-timer' stumbles through everyday tasks with a lack of class and with increasing damage to their integrity. Their catastrophic nature can easily be mistaken or excused as "bad luck", however this is far from the case.
Person 1: "Got absolutely smashed last night and can't remember a thing. Woke up without my pants and lost my phone!"
Person 2: "What a small timer!"
Person 2: "What a small timer!"
by Alzamatralz June 30, 2014
Another word for paper money/cash. It is a combination of the words cash and confetti. More accurately used when you have a large enough amount of cash to throw in the air and make it rain like confetti. However it can be used whenever you like!
by Alzamatralz September 25, 2016
A Big Timer not only possesses class, but also great skill. He/she can complete even the most routine task with elegance and panache. A Big Timer also has large levels of banter and unrivalled wit.
Person one: "She's never even cracked a smile at me. He comes along and says a few things and she's pissing her pants and going out with him on Sunday!"
Person 2: "It's too easy for him! He's a Big Timer!"
Person 2: "It's too easy for him! He's a Big Timer!"
by Alzamatralz November 08, 2014
When you're not too controversial. You're slightly cheeky as part of your natural wittiness and banter.
Person 1: "I can't believe you actually said that in front of him?!"
Person 2: "What can I say?! I possess an element of cheek!"
Person 2: "What can I say?! I possess an element of cheek!"
by Alzamatralz November 08, 2014
Muncheon is an extra meal at any time during the day in addition to the more recognised; breakfast, lunch(eon), tea and dinner. Similarly to luncheon, muncheon is a formal way of saying 'munch'. Traditionally, having a 'munch' is frowned upon and linked to greediness and lack of self control. Going for 'muncheon' is a politer way of describing your extra meal/snack.
Q: Would you like to go out for muncheon tomorrow?
A: Of course I would. I am always down for a fat munch!
A: Of course I would. I am always down for a fat munch!
by Alzamatralz September 18, 2016
A word to yell out loud when something or somebody pisses you off. A word that will help release your anger as you shout it out and then bring a smile to your face as you realise the profanity you just shared with everyone else in the room.
Teacher "Ali, unfortunately I'm going to have to give you a D for your parent's evening History report."
Ali "motherhoebitch!!
Ali "motherhoebitch!!
by Alzamatralz March 11, 2011