8 definitions by Alzamatralz
Where the true legends of banter serve their sentences for being unrivalled in the art of humour. The length of your sentence reflects the quality of your banter.
by Alzamatralz October 1, 2016
A word to yell out loud when something or somebody pisses you off. A word that will help release your anger as you shout it out and then bring a smile to your face as you realise the profanity you just shared with everyone else in the room.
Teacher "Ali, unfortunately I'm going to have to give you a D for your parent's evening History report."
Ali "motherhoebitch!!
Ali "motherhoebitch!!
by Alzamatralz February 25, 2011
Another word for paper money/cash. It is a combination of the words cash and confetti. More accurately used when you have a large enough amount of cash to throw in the air and make it rain like confetti. However it can be used whenever you like!
by Alzamatralz September 25, 2016
A Big Timer not only possesses class, but also great skill. He/she can complete even the most routine task with elegance and panache. A Big Timer also has large levels of banter and unrivalled wit.
Person one: "She's never even cracked a smile at me. He comes along and says a few things and she's pissing her pants and going out with him on Sunday!"
Person 2: "It's too easy for him! He's a Big Timer!"
Person 2: "It's too easy for him! He's a Big Timer!"
by Alzamatralz November 8, 2014
When you're not too controversial. You're slightly cheeky as part of your natural wittiness and banter.
Person 1: "I can't believe you actually said that in front of him?!"
Person 2: "What can I say?! I possess an element of cheek!"
Person 2: "What can I say?! I possess an element of cheek!"
by Alzamatralz November 8, 2014
A 'small-timer' stumbles through everyday tasks with a lack of class and with increasing damage to their integrity. Their catastrophic nature can easily be mistaken or excused as "bad luck", however this is far from the case.
Person 1: "Got absolutely smashed last night and can't remember a thing. Woke up without my pants and lost my phone!"
Person 2: "What a small timer!"
Person 2: "What a small timer!"
by Alzamatralz June 30, 2014
Muncheon is an extra meal at any time during the day in addition to the more recognised; breakfast, lunch(eon), tea and dinner. Similarly to luncheon, muncheon is a formal way of saying 'munch'. Traditionally, having a 'munch' is frowned upon and linked to greediness and lack of self control. Going for 'muncheon' is a politer way of describing your extra meal/snack.
Q: Would you like to go out for muncheon tomorrow?
A: Of course I would. I am always down for a fat munch!
A: Of course I would. I am always down for a fat munch!
by Alzamatralz September 18, 2016