Definitions by Alzamatralz

Different sides of the same turd 

When two things are equally as shit as each other.

“Hipsters are better than chavs”.

“They’re different sides of the same turd!”

Different sides of the same turd by Alzamatralz June 2, 2018

Bantanamo Bay 

Where the true legends of banter serve their sentences for being unrivalled in the art of humour. The length of your sentence reflects the quality of your banter.

1: You're too jokes brovva
2: I know. I'm serving a life sentence at Bantanamo Bay.

Bantanamo Bay by Alzamatralz October 1, 2016

Cashetti 

Another word for paper money/cash. It is a combination of the words cash and confetti. More accurately used when you have a large enough amount of cash to throw in the air and make it rain like confetti. However it can be used whenever you like!

Q: Shall we go out and get some food?
A: Sure but first I need to pick up some cashetti

Cashetti by Alzamatralz September 25, 2016

Muncheon 

Muncheon is an extra meal at any time during the day in addition to the more recognised; breakfast, lunch(eon), tea and dinner. Similarly to luncheon, muncheon is a formal way of saying 'munch'. Traditionally, having a 'munch' is frowned upon and linked to greediness and lack of self control. Going for 'muncheon' is a politer way of describing your extra meal/snack.

Q: Would you like to go out for muncheon tomorrow?

A: Of course I would. I am always down for a fat munch!

Muncheon by Alzamatralz September 18, 2016

Big Timer 

A Big Timer not only possesses class, but also great skill. He/she can complete even the most routine task with elegance and panache. A Big Timer also has large levels of banter and unrivalled wit.

Person one: "She's never even cracked a smile at me. He comes along and says a few things and she's pissing her pants and going out with him on Sunday!"

Person 2: "It's too easy for him! He's a Big Timer!"

Big Timer by Alzamatralz November 8, 2014

An element of cheek 

When you're not too controversial. You're slightly cheeky as part of your natural wittiness and banter.

Person 1: "I can't believe you actually said that in front of him?!"

Person 2: "What can I say?! I possess an element of cheek!"

An element of cheek by Alzamatralz November 8, 2014

Small Timer

A 'small-timer' stumbles through everyday tasks with a lack of class and with increasing damage to their integrity. Their catastrophic nature can easily be mistaken or excused as "bad luck", however this is far from the case.

Person 1: "Got absolutely smashed last night and can't remember a thing. Woke up without my pants and lost my phone!"

Person 2: "What a small timer!"

Small Timer by Alzamatralz June 30, 2014