miles teller

a very sexy hot man who has abs of steel and a very nice moustache .

friend : why don't you have a boyfriend ?
me : because miles teller is not single .

by sassysquad June 7, 2022

Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.

BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc

by ..WiL May 24, 2005

tell em'

A term that is used when one agrees completely with what another individual is saying.

Thug 1: "The other day this thot asked me if I wanted to eat the booty like groceries, and I was like hell no! Ain't no way my mouth going near no stank ass, ratchet ass hoe booty! Fuck that shit!"
Thug 2: "Tell em'."

by sweg money deidara November 17, 2015

Squad Telepathy

1.When you and a friend(s) think of the same thing or

2. When you speak about something and it ends up happening

1. Friends both see a picture of Channing Tatum ... immediately thinks of 21 jump street and says "You have the right to be an Attorney"

2. Michael: Hey did you see that episode on The Office where Stanley stutters
Todd: No I Haven't seen it yet
Michael Texts Todd
Todd: Dude right when you texted me I was watching The Office and Stanley stuttered

Michael: Whoa Squad Telepathy

by Michael Todd 2.0 June 16, 2016

kiss and tell

The act of learning intimate secrets about one's sexual partner and, especially after a one night stand or breaking up, telling most everyone else what those secrets are. Usually explicit or kinky in nature, such as dick length or fetishes.

I really don't want to date Maria. She loves to kiss and tell. Everyone knows about her ex's foot fetish.

by chibisatan May 30, 2016

don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

something you say when someone lies to you, cheats on you, betrays you

john: i love you anna.
anna: don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining!

by J-Lima December 30, 2008

Tell

Ur name is actually Stella but u saw the TikTok trend with the remove the first and last letter of ur name so u ended up here

U already know the drill, sTELLa

by Stella._._ on tiktok May 30, 2020