Tallahassee Dump Truck

The act of five construction workers defecating in a prostitutes mouth who then has to walk to the nearest port-a-john to spit it out.

Let’s pick up a hooker and do a Tallahassee Dump Truck on our lunch break.

by Hank Martinez January 22, 2023

tallahassee noodle fuck

When somebody fucks another somebody with a limp penis

Last night after the party I accidentally Tallahassee noodle fucked somebody

by Nooooooodlfuck January 9, 2018

Tallahassee top hat

The act of folding the testicles above the shaft for a more aggressive and complex appearance. Alternatively known in Europe as the Irish weather balloon.

After spotting a mountain lion on the hiking trail , I immediately produced a Tallahassee top hat. The wildcat was discouraged and immediately left the area .

by The Brazen Bandit January 18, 2023

Two Hit Tallahassee

A two hit tallahassee is a manoeuvre used when a participant in a sesh is unable to fully hit the bong. The user light the bowl and inhale a normally but is unable to pull the ash through into the water. The user exhales the smoke and immediately proceeds to hit the bowl again until there is no ash remaining

Buddy: I've never smoked before

Me: no worries, just smoke a two hit tallahassee

by chillingallday1 June 7, 2019

Tallahassee reach around

When one or more objects are inserted simultaneously into two different orifices of a person by one individual.

Don't go to the gastroenterologist - he might just give you a Tallahassee reach around.

by JoshSucksAtUO October 4, 2018

Tallahassee Tractor Pull

The tractor pull is the sporting act of gathering up at least two white trash women, and inserting two to three balls of a single strand of anal beads into each participant who then clamp down and pull with all their might, much like a tug of war. The victor is the one to forcefully remove the beads from the other, however, there are no winners.

Note: If you happen to attend a Tallahassee Tractor Pull, bring a poncho or plastic sheeting like at a Gallagher show. Forcefully removing anal beads like you're rip starting a lawn mower can shower participants and spectators alike with blood and shit. Beware.

Damn y'all, Crystal and Tammy Lynn had themselves a Tallahassee Tractor Pull at the bonfire last night and I forgot my poncho!

by Mr Dover April 24, 2016

Tallahassee Police Department

A corrupt police department located in Tallahasse, Florida. They are full of Florida State University bandwaggoners so they refuse to arrest Jameis Winston for rape and shoplifting because he is their star quarterback.

The Tallahassee Police Department is paid by Florida State University to not arrest their criminal football players

by xHilarious iFunny November 13, 2014