Tallahassee reach around

When one or more objects are inserted simultaneously into two different orifices of a person by one individual.

Don't go to the gastroenterologist - he might just give you a Tallahassee reach around.

by JoshSucksAtUO October 05, 2018

Clutched it

Having successfully completed a task by yourself.

i.e. Having won a match of search and destroy without the assistance of your team

Luke totally clutched it in that 1v6!

by JoshSucksAtUO June 08, 2016