Definitions by JoshSucksAtUO

Tallahassee reach around

When one or more objects are inserted simultaneously into two different orifices of a person by one individual.

Don't go to the gastroenterologist - he might just give you a Tallahassee reach around.

Tallahassee reach around by JoshSucksAtUO October 4, 2018

Clutched it 

Having successfully completed a task by yourself.

i.e. Having won a match of search and destroy without the assistance of your team

Luke totally clutched it in that 1v6!

Clutched it by JoshSucksAtUO June 8, 2016