toffeechips

An amazing person to know and to love. Self proclaimed musical genius.

Lover of Tubgirl and a few sheep

Toffeechips and I were watching Rock and Roll Jeopardy the other day. That guy is like a regular Encyclopedia full of musical knowledge.

by toffeechips September 28, 2004

toffee

innocent sugar that has been buttered and roasted beyond belief and then petrified into a supposedly edible form. despite never having been successfully bitten through, it's flavor has been described as "overwhelming".

see also: adamantine, coffee

i tried to eat toffee and all of my teeth immediately went on strike.

by GrillSalt March 14, 2020

Toffee Crisp

An affectionate term referring to a woman with a large crisp behind

Wow, look at that Toffee Crisp

by Salt Potato squad December 30, 2020

toffee flavored vodka

vodka that is toffee flavored you dumb shit.

did you really just nut in my toffee flavored vodka you dumb bitch.

by tommythecommie May 14, 2021

Taffernoon

An afternoon spent watching a marathon of Jon Taffer scream at sleazy dive bar staffs on Bar Rescue.

We were supposed to go to the beach, but we discovered the Bar Rescue channel on Pluto TV and ended up having a Taffernoon.

by (BP) August 1, 2021

tawfeeq

tawfeeq’s meaning is “handsome” & most amazing personality .

he brings light to everyone’s life , can be a little moody but amazing personality and caring .

hi tawfeeq

by baby B November 22, 2021

Toffee Sniffer

Someone who is so thick-headed and stupid that their brains cannot possibly be something else other than toffee, and since the human body does not produce toffee naturally, it can only be snorted up through the nose. Also, only people that stupid has the tenacity to actually see it through to sniff up toffee.

My dude, that guy is waiting at that Stop sign for it to go green like a Toffee Sniffer.

Someone once asked me "What is a cordless phone?", now THAT is a real Toffee Sniffer.

by Alastor86 December 18, 2021