sweaty size

Obese people that order GO BIG serving with a diet coke.

Gimme two sweaty size combo's and a diet coke.

by EH of HB November 5, 2007

Sweaty Homer

After a session of passion, putting a donut around your penis for dessert!

The sex was great, and the Sweaty Homer afterward was AMAZING! We had sprinkles.

by ScoJo December 19, 2008

sweaty bed monkey

Your boyfriend after a particularly energetic bout of love making.

My sweaty bed monkey took me to dinner first.

by Iwan October 25, 2009

Sweaty Toilet

Butt sex in a sauna.

"Hey dude, I was at the aquatic center the other day and I gave this girl a sweaty toilet."

by The Sweaty Toilet King March 6, 2010

Sweaty Pool Boy

alcoholic shot.
1/3 rumplemintz
1/3 jim beam
1/3 vanilla vodka

You: Man I am going to get you a sweaty pool boy.
Them: Oh ok, what's in it?
You: just think of what a sweaty pool boy would taste like.

by Kaph March 26, 2010

Sweaty Chinaman

When one man pisses on the top of another mans head so that when the piss slowly trickles down the man's forehead and nears his eyes, the recipient squints his eyes with his hair and forehead all soaking wet, looking like a Sweaty Chinaman.

If Daniel had not given Norm that sweaty chinaman at his birthday party last night ,I think the candles may have lit his eyebrows on fire.

by Pap-paw pee pants June 10, 2011

Sweaty Man Titty

Caused when a man with a man boob does some form of activity that causes his man assets to sweat up.

"I went for a jog this morning and my man boobs starting sweating! I need to shower now as I have sweaty man titty".

by manboobzzz September 24, 2011