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Fuku Surprise

When you are getting a massage from a ladyboy and she sneaks behind you and bends you over.
Massage was interesting, she pulled a Fuku Surprise on me!
by Mookernation August 9, 2018
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San Francisco semen surprise

To jerk off, off the side of the golden gate bridge. Extra points if you hit Alcatraz.
Thala: where the hell were you?
Michael: giving big red the San Francisco semen surprise!!!!
by righteousconsumption October 20, 2014
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New Year’s Surprise

When a girl blows you while her head is in your lap
Samantha gave me a New Year’s Surprise on the couch last night after everyone else went to sleep.
by CndCooch3 February 9, 2021
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Surprise Poop

You are in the bathroom to pee, and suddenly, and out of nowhere, like a phantom.. you have to poop. There was no previous sensation as if one had to defecate, it snuck in like flynn and out like a trout.
Last night at my families house, I was taking a nice long piss when suddenly I had a surprise poop
by michelleywords December 7, 2011
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Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

A delicious dessert made with the old crumbs from the tray beneath the toaster, packed into the bottom of a bowl and covered with a layer of Dairylea soft cheese, topped with a coating of your favourite jam.
If you make a cheesecake with Dairylea I will literally vomit through my eye balls.

The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.

YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise
by Dave! Yognau(gh)t November 4, 2012
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meatloaf surprise

A hyperlink that does not give the user an accurate indication of the page that they will be referred to if the link is clicked.
I wasn't sure what the hyperlink was, Dad, I didn't know it would pop up gay porn, honestly. It was a meatloaf surprise.
by zerg November 11, 2005
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Chocolate Sundae Surprise

Poop in a party hat and jizz on the poop.
then place it on someone's head. When they take the hat off they will find poop stuck to their head.
Micheal left Sally with a Chocolate Sundae Surprise.
by Stinky Rebel October 7, 2008
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