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Toaster Strudel

When a guy jacks off on a girls stomach when she is on her period. The girl is the pastry, the period blood is the jelly, and the jizz is the icing.
George: Dude I heard Kate was on her period, did you guys not hook up?
Bill: Nah, I gave her a Toaster Strudel.
by Throbbingbloodtube November 14, 2016
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Danish Strudel

The act of relaxing one's bowels and expelling carefully aimed fecal matter from the anus into an exposed fat roll of a gluttonous unsightly woman of great mass (fat person) and then proceeding to simulate intercourse using this excrement filled fat roll.
Terry: "Yo' Dave! I just Danish Strudeled fat Jane!"

Dave: "You sick fuck Terry."
by El Hombre' July 5, 2012
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Slye's Strudel

A delicious breakfast pastry, covered in the surgery honeydew of nirvana and filled with the blissful tastes of everlasting pleasure.

Also: something you, yes, YOU, will never ever get.
You: O! Me WANTZ Slye's Strudel NOAWZ!!!

Slye, owner of Strudel: No, YOU NOES HAZ STRUDELZ!!!
by Slye Scourge August 24, 2008
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strodle

strodle is a type of walking, which is described as a swaggy or cocky way.
“i’m going to strodle into the place like i’m something else
oh yeah u should totally do that bro”
by thestordellinggang June 3, 2019
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strudelgoob

A nickname for a human. Also the name of a tiktok account who has very good content.
Have you heard of strudelgoob?
by Youronlyduck August 30, 2021
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Štrudla

The fattest person in our universe.He has small cock, big belly, small brain and big foot fetish.His belly blocks the view for his testicles.Also he likes to play games with little children who were raped by him.Many underage girls get turned on his fat veins and big tits.Overall he likes to lick public toilets and eat grass.
Omg, look at The Big Great Štrudla!His presence is quite beautiful
by FilipovaBaba November 24, 2021
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Toaster Strudeling

The act in which a man draws pictures on his woman's face with his semen.
"He was Toaster Strudeling on my face and called me his little toaster strudel"
by Dibbers the Stripper May 1, 2016
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