The Strokes

A band comprised of spoiled children of talent agents and other rich NYC businessmen. At different moments they rip off The Velvet Underground and Television, and are perpetually drunk/coked up.

Contrary to popular belief, they are not 'indie,' they are on RCA which is about as independent as Burger King.

A hit with any white bread suburban kid who wants to develop an edgy persona.

e.g. I was listening to the Strokes in my H2 on the way to Nordstrom's to pick up my CGBG shirt. I feel very rock and roll now.

by SZ August 30, 2005

Stroked

It means oh that’s deep or deadass or over it.

“Bitch I’m stroked”
Mel and Maya are stroked

by Lollolol July 19, 2018

Stroking

To Kick and punch someone serverely is "Stroking"

"come and help me bash these two cunts will ya"
"wait a minute i'm still stroking this fucker"

by Stone Island wearing non chav November 16, 2005

stroked it

a term used to describe an instance when you completly dominate a situation

Man I completly stroked that test, yeah i kicked it's ass

by General Erwin Rommel January 22, 2005

The Strokes

One of the most overrated bands ever.

Why be original when we can sound like 30 year old crusty garage rock?! Yaaaaayyyy!!!

by Salient Alien August 30, 2005

the Strokes

Five kids from NYC who have nothing to say.

"Look at the Strokes, their haircuts are so cute".

"Let's form a band like the Strokes. We can wear timeless vintage threads, sing like Iggy Pop, and date supermodels".

by Glumdalclitch May 8, 2006

stroked on

While playing basketball,he goes to shoot, you jump up to stuff his shot, he shoots just before you're there and he swishes it right in your face

"man you got stroked on"

by matt May 30, 2003