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vomit strainer

I bet Ashton Kuscher doesn't know the history of the recist behind that vomit strainer on his head.
by glass March 6, 2005
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Cock Strain

The mild pain felt after masturbating many times in one day.

Caused by the constant tension of the Penis Muscle, could also be caused by keeping the penis in an unnatural position.
(Basically, it's just because Person A has had an erection for a long time)
*Start Call*

John: Hey fam, I met this sket Jane, wanna go shag her tonite?

John2: Nah fam, I got Cock Strain init.

John: Fuckin' Ell John2, You need to stop jackin', ya' feel me?

John2: Yeah sorry Bruv.

*End Call*
by Clownshitter November 2, 2017
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sego strain

Tom and Rick keep growing that dirty sego strain.
by masterkush June 16, 2008
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strained

To go ham, to push your body to the limits with drugs and alcohol for hedonistic purposes.
Let's go to Vegas and get strained breh
by ramnzucrew December 17, 2012
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cock strainer

1. One who strains, or sucks a cock
2. A real bastard
Brian's a dirty low-down cock strainer!
by Ryan January 19, 2005
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Stranal

To strangle during anal sex.
Is it okay to perform stranal on the first date?
by thatchtastic January 21, 2010
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Strainwise

Strainwise was the first dispensary to sell legal marijuana in Colorado and the first place locals stop when looking for adventure. If you’re into going outside and enjoying nature Strainwise has a wide variety of products and passionate budtenders to set you up with everything you need to take your journey higher. Soon to have thirteen colorado locations, it’s easy to claim one for your own. Strainwise must be doing something right.
I better head to Strainwise to stock up on cannabis!
by Henry Diesel September 15, 2015
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