snowbound champion

A thin, blonde creature of the snow. He can be found drinking expensive coffees and wearing aztec print. When the winter season comes, he flourishes. He is a champion of the snow. He is the snow.

"Look its snowing!"

"Tis' the season of the snowbound champion"

by Pretzel King December 19, 2013

showbroke

When you've been bingeing out on a show on Netflix for awhile, and you run out of episodes left to watch, and you get that lame feeling of "Damn, I don't wanna watch any of that other crap! What the hell am I gonna do now?" This feeling is called being showbroke.

(Don't worry, you'll find something else, I promise)

When I finished the last episode of Orange Is the New Black on Netflix, I couldn't even think of watching anything else, it was like my life was crumbling under a huge wave of depression, I was completely showbroken... So, left with no more episodes to watch, I suddenly realized that I now had to actually get up out of bed, and put some clothes on, and go back to that thing that we all do, and have to deal with everyday... what's it called again? Oh yeah, LIFE!"

by travomatic March 6, 2015

Snowbloxian

The totally popular Roblox guy.

Hi Snowbloxian.

by snowbloxian January 30, 2021

Raspberry Snowbone

When you stick your hard phallus into a snowbank, and you wait for it to become soft and then hard again from freezing.

Is that a raspberry snowbone in your pants, or are you just cold?

by Pseudildozernym November 14, 2014

Kentucky Snowblower

While doing someone from behind on horseback and eating chicken, snort their dandruff.

Tommy gave Trina a Kentucky Snowblower.

by Killswitch_048 October 27, 2017

Horizontal Snowblower

When you're getting a blow job while standing and right as you cum, pull out and spray it everywhere like a human sprinkler head

She was giving head and I showed my appreciation by giving her the horizontal snowblower. Man that shit was everywhere!

by Dirty Medick November 29, 2017

Sandy Snowblower

When a man and woman, or two gay men, have anal sex, and the giver cums deep in the ass of the receiver. The receiver then gets on top of the other and squats over his face, and forcefully farts into the face of their partner, spraying them with a mixture of cum and fecal matter.

My boyfriend fucked my ass while I had to shit, so I gave him a sandy snowblower.

by KelevraBlack May 10, 2018