stretching the michael

1. Pulling out snot out of your nose.

1. Look at him! He's stretching the michael! *ewwwwww*

by Gregor foka hunter August 19, 2004

Dry Snitching

A technique of snitching by indirectly informing authority figures of another person's wrong doing, while not being associated with offense or obtaining any legal gain.

You know someones a dry snitching bitch when they report you to you PO after a night of partying.

by thyme4abowl January 5, 2015

sketching

Verb
The term for being 'high' on a hallucinogen (Usually Ecstasy)

"Amanda was sketching so bad she drank an entire carton on orange juice"

by Nadia July 9, 2004

stretching the sack

Stretching The Sack - happens when you pick up something heavy almost to the point of hurting yourself.

Look at that John Doe over there...

Yea man he is stretching the sack of his like a mile long trying to pick up that box...

what a dumb-ass...

by NightHawk11 November 12, 2010

Stretching

Code name for sex during the daytime.

I stopped for a midday stretching during lunch, feel great.

by O’Takieddine August 17, 2019

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

When you absolutely, definitely, surely have to be the disappointment of your entire team, and manage to potato your way from certain victory.

“Did you see that 1 v 6 matchup? It was intense!”

“Yeah, but somehow that one guy managed to weasel his way to a win because snatching defeat from the jaws of victory seems to be the other team’s specialty.

by Icelandic_Fart_Police December 3, 2019

Baby snatching.

An act when the much hated child protective service takes your child.

Them bitches at the cps took my kid, baby snatching. Just because i was smoking some meth in the car with it.

by Nut Walters January 7, 2015