Slushfuckery

A word native to martitime regions referring to weather conditions that can be classified neither as rain nor snow, but rather, clumps of slush falling from the fucking sky like mother nature playing a practical joke no one finds fucking funny.

Basically Hell, but wetter and colder.

It's fucking slushfuckery out there!

What is this slushfuckery?

Who asked for this slushfuckery?

What have I done to deserve this slushfuckery?

Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?

Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery

I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.

I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.

Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.

Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?

Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.

Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.

Am I supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery?

Fucking slushfuckery.

by Loveleedae October 24, 2018

Minnesota slushie

Minnesotans are often found leaving beverages in their car (on accident of course) in the dead of winter, only to come back at least 30 minutes later and find their beloved beverage has been turned into a slushie containing razor sharp ice chunks.

"Hey Jon, do you remember where I left my Gatorade at?"

"Idk man, maybe you left it in the car."

"Shit! I did leave it in the car, it's forsure going to be a Minnesota slushie!"

by Minnesotapoptart January 28, 2014

ass slushing

Where you get an ice pop like a mini milk or twister or a caliph or a fruit pastille ice pop shove it up your mates arse till it goes slushy and then suck it out

In last nights ass slushing I tasted the rainbow of fruit flavours after I sucked out a nestle fruit pastille ice pop out your ass. Amazing!!

by Nobby’s Nuts April 21, 2018

Nut Slushie

A nut slushie is when a male ejaculates into a plastic bag and freezes it into a slush like constancy.

Brock: Bro, I gotta get a new freezer.
Tom: Why?
Brock: I forgot all about my Nut Slushie!

by GangW33d September 23, 2018

Zebra Slushy

The act of vomiting into He/She mouth and then ejaculating into the vomit creating what looks like a zebra cake

I heard Jeremy got a Zebra Slushy at his grandmas house

by Dragoncox9000 January 26, 2023

Indoor slushy

When you piss in someone’s shoes

Whenever and wherever you walk in your shoes, it feels sloshy asf

If he keep playing with me, all his shoes gonna feel like an indoor slushy

by Littlemissaaliyah03 January 7, 2023

Slushroom

A psychedelic mushroom coated in a THC glaze with a heavy dusting of cocaine and garnished with a hit of acid

Guy 1: Hey Frank, I think this slushroom is wearing off.

Guy 2: Who the fuck is Frank?

by Frank McFrank March 21, 2011