A place where things end but don't begin. A bubbleworld. A boring place. A place where the marajuiana content of the air is 2%. A shit hole. A place to either go to church or play a sport, or smoke pot till you can get out.
by Rachellethemuse September 22, 2008
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Simi Valley is a very safe town with low crime rates. It is a generally Conservative city in a liberal Southern California. Simi Valley has its share of morons, as shown by the people who have added incorrect definitions of their own city.
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Idiot: I live in the small town of Simi Valley
Intelligent guy: Small town? What small town has 5 high schools (Simi, Royal, Santa Su, Apllo, Monte Vista), a mall, a town center, a Wall*Mart, and 4 McDonalds?
Idiot: .... I dunno
Intelligent guy: Small town? What small town has 5 high schools (Simi, Royal, Santa Su, Apllo, Monte Vista), a mall, a town center, a Wall*Mart, and 4 McDonalds?
Idiot: .... I dunno
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