Knife Sharpener

Women over 50 who like to herk off men under 25.

I use to deliver flowers to senior citizens communities and score with a bunch of knife sharpeners.

by thedudebrown87 December 30, 2022

Sea sharpening

The act of having sex with a flaccid penis and it only getting hard when it's in the vagina, surrounded by vaginal fluid.

Person 1: "Oh man, I had a few too many drinks last night before taking that girl home."

Person 2: "I take it sex was out of the question then."

Person 1: "Normally, it would be. But she really wanted to do it so I just went along with it and started sea sharpening."

by TimmaDoo May 8, 2020

Nipple sharpening

When it´s so cold your nipples harden to the point they can slice steel.

Doctor: "OMG I´m out of knives I can´t operate on this patient"
Doctor 2: "Hand me some ice and i´ll do some nipple sharpening"

by sniffing.cocaine.off.a.niple March 16, 2023

pendulum sharpener

A big dick that's sharp

E.g. Same bro pendulum sharpener yeah

by OkaJeff June 14, 2017

Pencil sharpener

Before you get a blow job your partner fills their mouth with cat litter then proceeds with giving you a blow job

Had to go to the hospital after getting a pencil sharpener

by Exit_69_BIGBEAVER October 6, 2022

Sharpening your diamond

Tripping with the intention of learning.

It's helps to dose big when sharpening your diamond.

by 420Katalyst June 26, 2021

Sharpening

code word for slitting your WRISTS.
if you’re not comfortable with saying it upfront to the person you’re talking to.

🟠 Girl 1 : What are you doing right now?

⚫️Guy 1 : Just a bit of sharpening, you?

🟠Girl 1: Oh, not much.

by LuxeFromGuac August 6, 2022