Scooter Kid

Little kids that buy vans footwear to ride a scooter at parks and streets, and do dozens of tricks that are the same thing with a different name. (They are known to say "I do scooter tricks")

Shut the fuck up Scooter kid, nobody loves you!

by MittensMemer May 21, 2015

scooter fags

Scooter Fags mainly live on the eastern coast of Australia mainly in the far north of Queensland and have slicked back hair and go to the skate park everyday after school with their scooter fag buddies and think they're top shit.

Scooter Fag 1: Oi bro wanna go to skate park today after school I got a sick new razor deck it's Hella lit broooo *slicks hair*

Scooter Fag 2: awww yea bro it's gonna be proper sick lad.

Normal lad 1: Look at them two faggots sucking each other off

Normal lad 2: Fucking scooter fags I fucking hate em.

by Birdss August 5, 2018

scooterpoot

to travel or move to a location with no idea of ones actions while at the location.

I'm going to scooterpoot uptown.

by thehotshotpilot March 21, 2007

scooterific

A descriptor for anything which is as economical and eco-friendly as scooters; primarily used in modern renditions of 1950's and 60's humor.

"Those recycled bike tire belts are scooterific"

by C. Higgins October 10, 2009

Scooter Whale

A person so obese that they can no longer walk, and must instead travel everywhere on an electric scooter.

Man, I almost got run over by a scooter whale at Safeway last night! That bitch needs to go on a diet.

by lydia340 June 25, 2010

scooter

Something you ride but don't tell your friends

"That girl who always hangs around Ralph is such a scooter."

by Allie October 25, 2001

Scooter Madness

Noun - An emotional state one may enter into in which everything seems hilarious regardless of relevance or innate humor. Usually characterized by uncontrollable laughter coupled with tears.

Dude, she got scooter madness!

by shochu75 November 16, 2009