Hmm I may be a little past believing in Santa.. that doesn't mean I don't like a little tinsel here and there. I think Il be more festive when I can make that time my own :)
Those kind of things I look forward to sooo much..
I don't think your dreams unrealistic..
Those kind of things I look forward to sooo much..
I don't think your dreams unrealistic..
Is it the usual dream? I'm sensing this one might be different..
Santa being real doesn't matter.. save that ho ho for me :)
Santa being real doesn't matter.. save that ho ho for me :)
by Love 4u is all I do October 30, 2023
by salty_santa September 8, 2017
Santa is a jolly fat white man, who i never belived in because i knew no white guy would come into my hood after dark.
by Franklin Square December 19, 2003
That fuckin' Santa wrote me back a letter...he said there was too much fog and he missed my house..again
by Mackavelli December 24, 2006
Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of mammoth bones and his own waste. Hurling them at chimp like creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so called toys were buried as witches and defecated upon and hurled at predators that were awoken by the searing grunts of their children. It wasn't a holly-jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed...
A warlike race of elves from the tenth planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and were immeadiatly enslaved by the unevolved Santa-ape to make his toys using galatic elven technology. For ever more fancier models, toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train." But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid, Christmas still sucked in a big way.
A warlike race of elves from the tenth planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and were immeadiatly enslaved by the unevolved Santa-ape to make his toys using galatic elven technology. For ever more fancier models, toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train." But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid, Christmas still sucked in a big way.
by John January 14, 2004
Oh shit! It says Santa not Satan...well, it sounds pretty good, and if we cover him up in some big red fur coat nobody will notice!
by Peter Adams January 7, 2004
The practice of breaking and entering homes under the pretext of 'leaving gifts.'
Conjugation of 'To Santa'
Conjugation of 'To Santa'
Police log: "We caught another man santaing at 34 Main Street. Request backup; he has live reindeer."
by TheMagicUnicorn December 13, 2010