Top definition
the answer to practically every question in the world
Who? Ya mum
Where? Ya mum
When? Ya mum
What? Ya mum
Why? Ya mum
by steve November 11, 2002
Get the mug
Get a ya mum mug for your coworker Beatrix.
May 14 Word of the Day
Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
Get the mug
Get a psyop mug for your mom Nathalie.
2
If someone is teasing you, you can just put "ya mum" infront of their comment and you have a better comment.
Ben:Your gay.
Tommo:Ya mums gay.
Ben:Your a fuckwit.
Tommo:Ya mums a fuckwit
Ben:Fuck you.
Tommo:Fuck ya mum.
Ben:Go away.
Tommo:Tell ya mum to go away.
by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005
Get the mug
Get a ya mum mug for your barber Günter.
3
you're a dickhead
ya mum's a dickhead

why didn't you go to skool yesterday?
Because of ya mum
by taylor March 11, 2004
Get the merch
Get the ya mum neck gaiter and mug.
5
a derogative term used in conversation that u either a) cant be bothered getting involved with b) do not understand OR c) have no relative input towards
a) i have a boil the size of russia...
"so does ya mum"

b) the root of 4980923 squared becomes a positive indice when u cube it and times it to the negative power of 4...
"ya mum"

c) my wardrobe is pink
"ya mum"
by manda August 23, 2003
Get the mug
Get a ya mum mug for your daughter Helena.
6
"It's raining"
"Ya mums raining"

"I'm tired"
"Ya mums tired"

"I jumped out on her and she screamed"
"Ya mum screamed when I did her last night"
by Anonymous May 04, 2003
Get the mug
Get a ya mum mug for your cousin Günter.

Activity