Swisher Sweets

Cheap low-quality cigars, only some are respectable.

Swisher flavored blunts are decent, but wood tips and cigarillos are just plain junk.

by J.R. Johnson March 25, 2005

sweets

a British euphemism for testicles.

Awww you got me in the sweets and they hurt like hell!

He wanted her to tea-bag his sweets but she refused.

by stsebastian November 29, 2009

sweesh

Another word for 'lady parts' (the vagina).

So I met this 27 year old dentist, who drives a BMW, and I took him back to my place where he was all up in my sweesh, but I was like dude I can't, so then we didn't do anything involving my sweesh.

by Gregasm March 27, 2010

sweets person

A person who enjoys eating dessert or sweet treats, more than the average amount; he or she has to order dessert after every meal; if offered a dessert or sweet, he or she will enthusiastically accept

Cody isn't a sweets person, he didn't eat any of the cookies I made for him.

by lowbow October 16, 2013

chutney ferret sweepstake

A sweepstake on which well known gay celeb will die of AIDS

I won when Freddie Mercury came up

by Hugh Janus October 23, 2003

Sweek

A person of Swedish and Greek heritage.

Look at that gorgeous sweek over there! The only way she could be any hotter is if she had a twin.

by iezebel March 4, 2010

Sweek

Anything potentially prophetic. It is anything that might be in a rewrite of the Bible. It is anything that has some sort of massive effect on mankind.

Derivation: AMERICAN ENGLISH: it came from a need to name Kanye West's high opinion of himself, in which he claims that he would probably be a main character in the Bible if it were written today.

1. Thank God. My interview with Kanye West was full of sweek. I'm hoping to get some dialogue going with Jesus Christ himself, but I'm not sure how to get ahold of him.

2. Henry Ford's implementation of the assembly line was sweek. I can't imagine that not being part of a modern Bible.

by iSunMonkey February 26, 2010