Blowjob Susan

A female who gives blowjobs easily, but never has sex. Most Blowjob Susan's are virgins.

John: Lacey has been all over me tonight. I'm definately gonna bang her.
Paul: Blades tried to hit that last weekend. He had her naked in his bed, but couldn't get past a little sucky sucky. Face it, she's just a Blowjob Susan.

by Davey T October 22, 2007

Supafabulust

From Geoffrey Paris's song "Supafabulust". An obvious mix of 'Super' 'Fabulous' and 'Lust'. In the song, the lyrics include:
"it's everything you hate to love
everything you love to hate
it's straight-up
superfabulust"

Ususally used to desribe something very new age and/or glamourous.

"I'm so fuggin Supafabulust, I piss glitter and shit gold"

by hellokitty69 January 9, 2008

Susan

Susan is the best girl a man can ever meet she is funny intellegent educated and all in all a round thing she knows what guys like and how she has to use her sexappeal in the right ways she got many talents and is known to be good in bed
what she wants she gets her physics are smashing you won't regreted to date her
and once you touched her heart she is all yours and faithful

of all the lovers susan got she decides which guy she pics cause susan is an clever chick

by wizzlars February 3, 2013

Susan

A woman that can be a classy lady when she needs to be. She wears tailored clothes, sends thank you cards to your grandmother, and knows what fork to use during each course. The remainder of the time, she is found cursing like a sailor, drinking most men under the table, being able to kill a man 1,000 different ways with craft supplies, and other badassery.

That Susan is so classy and a badass! How is that possible?

by bansheelaughter June 29, 2012

Susan

Susan is a very generous person who likes seeing other people being happy. They look forward to good things and love family. They dont see their own beauty and often deny it when someone says they are beautiful. Susan can be shy and can sometimes have a hard time being themselves. They love goofing around and having a good time. They also make really amazing friends, trust me, they will become very close to you very quickly. They are considerate of other peoples feelings and are not quick to judge someone. Dont let go of them because they will ALWAYS love you. When they get hurt they dont try to get revenge and always want to see people happy to the point where they loose sight of the fact that they need to see their own happiness. If you are a Susan, you are an amazing person, so thank you for being you. *virtual red heart sent in your direction*

Friend: Ive been having a rough day.
Susan (after having her own really hard day): Tell me all about it, Im right here if you need anything.
Friend: thanks Susan I love you

by Someonewholovesbeinghappey June 11, 2018

susana

A susana is a rare flower among the midst of ordinary garden variety. This can also reffer to a person.

She's a susana among that bad crowd

by anonymous chickypie... September 22, 2008

Susan

The mom of the group.always in other peoples business.Always there when you need her.The person who brings the finger sandwiches and macaroni salad to the potluck.The soccer mom who always drops off friends.Overall the judgy one!

“Your mom is such a Susan”

by Holosexual1111111 December 5, 2017