Seeding Shorts

When you intentionally put out all small clams just to fuck with the tourists.

Hillary was out today, seeding shorts.

by Overbay September 16, 2022

leech-seeding

when you are torrenting something and while you are downloading very little, you are uploading a shit load to others: thus giving you a very high "seeding" ratio even though you have not completed the torrent

- after a whole week of leech-seeding i had downloaded 20% of the movie and managed to maintain a 2.34 share ratio

by littlebigtop June 16, 2010

sanding the bat

Its a term that means to 'jack off' or to masturbate.

"hey Joey" "hi" "last night Tina sanded my bat for me." "TINA'S MY GIRL FRIEND YOU BASTARD!"

by Person May 13, 2005

Sanding

To kiss a cardboard cutout/poster of a celebrity so much that the lips begin to wear off, looking as if someone has sanded them off.

"Did you see that poster of Megan Fox in Brandon's room? It looks like he's been sanding it!"

by Tukoy April 6, 2010

sanding the flag pole

playing with oneself/ masterbating

JR spent the day "Sanding The Flag Pole"

by Schizzna October 22, 2008

Sandington

The formal manner of describing a male with excessive amounts of sand in his vagina

Top of the morning Sandington, have you cleaned the sand of your vagina yet or are you still going "o natural."

by Sandington April 5, 2008

Sanding Off

The act of masturbating without the use of lubrications such as Vasoline, KY Jelly, or Hand Lotion.This is usually done in the state of hard-on horny urgency. Also if the persons hands are slightly rougher than others. The friction from this would probably cause a rather uncomfortable feeling for some, especially if they are used to masturbating with lube.

So I was watching my next door neighbor washing her car in a tank top and some cut off daisy duke shorts through my bathroom window... I didnt have time to get any lube, so I ended up SANDING OFF my cock.... I have no regrets.

by Mr. KSZ March 19, 2011