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Rukkas Tuesday

(Ruh-kus=Tooz-day)
The Tuesday of every week whereby participants are gathered to destroy the personal property of others in a humorous manner, inconvenience complete strangers, or execute needlessly elaborate pranks to confuse, destroy, or cause uncomfortable situations for all involved.
This Holiday was developed in the Spring of 2001 when Sir Thomas of Craven the Destroyer, and The Czar Mikhail of Mt. Shikkoluk set fire to the roads in their town.
The first activity of every meeting is to destroy all mailboxes available with ceremonial bat or explosive device. Afterwards rejoicing and more Rukkas takes place. Preparations are frowned upon.

Rule # 1 is never go back unless absolutely necessary, or the next day.

If Rukkas Tuesday is celebrated during a week when Bulk pickup is occuring, full advantage should be taken. If Bulk pickup occurs every week in your town, you have no excuse.

Other practices are encouraged but not limited to:
-Paint on cars
-Poop on cars
-Soccer games in restaurants
-Backyard lawn jobs
-Car slalom

Be sure to have your favorite CD of remixed video game or cartoon theme songs on hand.

When the bag pop and air.
"You do not talk about Rukkas Tuesday."
by Thomas Ferriter July 28, 2006
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runkkari

Finnish word for a jerkoff; someone who masturbates too often.
Who let that runkkari into the club?
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Ruka

Japanese name meaning "bright blue flower" -
written with the characters for "lapis lazuli" (ru) and "flower" (ka)
"I named my daughter Ruka because of her blue eyes"
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runango

n. 1. (from Indian Pashtun dialect) slang word for weinieless fecal licker 2. someone who rats or narcs people out: 'run and go' report someone. usually associated with brown nosing.
v. fecal licking from a person who could be called a runango
common use: tesco said he got a blumpkin but she went runango and dove deep!
pejorative use: that spinless runango, always runs straight to the boss everytime I take a break on the clock.
by ~BOOM~ hahahahaha September 17, 2006
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Runaway

when your friend/best friend abruptly stops texting you and you guys don’t talk anymore;they “runaway” from you.
i haven’t talk to her in a week and she’s my best friend! damn,she’s a runaway.
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Runkbulle

An act of a large gathering of men cum over a wheat bread (preferably a cinnamon bun). The one who comes last will have to eat it.

A semi regular joke amongst male teenagers but nobody will admit if they ever done it.
- we got so bored yesterday that we actually did try runkbulle.
- ew, who got to eat it?

- Gösta, but don't tell him I said that.
by MissDecibel June 27, 2020
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