A nigga that stays swagged the fuck out and never gets caught up in his web of girls but even if he did they'd all be friends and things would continue to go as they have for 17 years which always ends in Ruben's dick getting wet
by notRuben2323 December 11, 2011
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by cceiina May 27, 2018
Get the Ruben mug.by Rubens Henderson March 24, 2007
Get the Rubens Candy mug.Azerbaijani word, meaning 'The Hidden Messiah of Mankind'. Individuals who have this word included within their name, are destined for greatness, for they are talented and rather clever. Intellectually and philosophically, they are at a level others dream of reaching someday.
Leader of mob : "What is your name boy?"
Boy : "ABC Ruhin XYZ''
The mob immediately fell to the boy's feet, screaming ''All Hail, the Messiah hath arrived"
Boy : "ABC Ruhin XYZ''
The mob immediately fell to the boy's feet, screaming ''All Hail, the Messiah hath arrived"
by FlowerPot29 August 26, 2010
Get the Ruhin mug.A puerto rican who happens to consist of layered meat, sauerkraut and Swiss cheese, with a dressing. These are grilled between slices of rye bread. The meat is either corned beef or pastrami, and the dressing is either Russian or Thousand Island dressing.
by Salt n Pepper September 24, 2011
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by buttholeyas May 16, 2016
Get the ruhinie mug.A brokeboi who thinks he is the shit, you can reconize a Ruben by the clothing he wears. He brags about flexing but he only wears stupid shit like nike sb hoodies.
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