rod smoker

Someone who sucks dick on a regular basis. A dirty slapper, a person who likes to smoke bone.

Look at becky over there, flirting again. she s such a rod smoker!

by stwatty June 14, 2014

Rod Ramming

Very similar to a jousting match during the medieval era, but using penises instead of large, metal spears. Two men will charge at each other naked with their hands tied behind their backs and massive erections. The winner is decided when a man gets hit so incredibly hard by the other man's erection that he falls over.

Jim and Dan both wanted something, so to decide who gets what they want they both agreed to a Rod Ramming match.

by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 9, 2015

Rod Pasting

Gorilla-gluing your dick-hole shut.

I'd rather be rod pasting than playing Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric! Infact I'd rather fucking staple my nutsack to the ceiling!

by CoatlessEskimo9 May 23, 2016

ROD SEX

UP THE ANAL. BUM HOLE BANGER. MALE ON FEMALE. FEMALE WITH STRAP ON FOR MALE.

He’s into Rod Sex but hasn’t approached the subject with her yet.

by MS DANIELS April 28, 2021

rod battle

1. A fight or competition, usually good humored, between two males both seeking the same female's attention.

2. A petty thug.

When the pretty new receptionist started work, everyone in the office knew that there would be a serious rod battle between Russ and Paul.

by Merriam Webster January 15, 2003

rod shocker

when a sexual partner inserts their pinky into a males butthole whilst simultaneously stroking the males skin flute with the index finger, middle finger, and the thumb. Ring finger remains limp while stroking the grundle and therefor completes the rodshocker.

Jacob: Brantley did you bone that chick?
Brantley: No, she gave me the rod shocker and I sent that skank packing.
Alex: That's awesome, I have always wanted the rod shocker.

by Chris Cameron March 15, 2008

rod wrangler

one who gathers male genitalias for self pleasure

(tod) "bro, you up for some lazer tag?"
(steave) "no! you rod wrangler!

by flo-tron February 20, 2009