A full body reset is a follow-up for a wake-and-bake. After one gets stoned first thing in the morning, the individual will then exercise, eat, and shower -- the top 3 killers of a high. After this full body reset, the user is back to base-line sobriety, and is ready to get that special tingly feeling you can only get when you get stoned for the first time of the day.
Jeff woke up early this morning, but didn't want to start the day until after he could enjoy the high after his full body reset.
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Extremely obese person that happens to be in a position of slight authority and is generally irritating as shit because they feel the need to constantly remind you of their miniscule amount of power. The Resident Whale usually wears loose, unflattering clothing paired with black Velcro sneakers and has made zero attempt to be stylish in any way. May smell. Always has snacks on hand. Derives pleasure from wasting other people's time.
Bert: Hey what took you so long to get groceries?
Earl: The Resident Whale at the store stopped me as I was leaving. Told me she was "loss prevention". She went down my entire receipt taking out every item I had in my cart to make sure I wasn't stealing anything. That was an hour of my life I'll never get back from that whale.
Bert: What about my oreos?
Earl: She needed a snack while she was fucking me over.
Bert: I'll get the harpoons.
Earl: The Resident Whale at the store stopped me as I was leaving. Told me she was "loss prevention". She went down my entire receipt taking out every item I had in my cart to make sure I wasn't stealing anything. That was an hour of my life I'll never get back from that whale.
Bert: What about my oreos?
Earl: She needed a snack while she was fucking me over.
Bert: I'll get the harpoons.
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She has a great sense of humor.
Golden hair and a great personality.
She has a great sense of humor.
Golden hair and a great personality.
by Ohgreatlord April 8, 2019
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by brownsugarpup July 22, 2019
Get the reitzig mug.A period when you just relax, eat food, sleep and scroll through social media (generally Snapchat or Instagram). You avoid going out or doing any work at this particular time.
by Seid77 March 10, 2021
Get the Resht mug.when a tourist poses as a resident of the country they're visiting, because they don't like people to know they're tourist or just because they're pretentious.
They tend to act casual, don't ask for directions and try not to be seen with maps, guides, cameras, gift shop bags or any other item that can reveal they're on vacation.
They tend to act casual, don't ask for directions and try not to be seen with maps, guides, cameras, gift shop bags or any other item that can reveal they're on vacation.
"Every time I go to New York, I become a faux resident. I hate when people know I'm a tourist."
Hey Kim, I think that guy is trying to glance at his city guide without getting caught. He's definitely a faux resident.
Hey Kim, I think that guy is trying to glance at his city guide without getting caught. He's definitely a faux resident.
by CommodoreD June 9, 2009
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