Red Sox

A baseball team from Boston that has had such bad luck since 1918, that it takes an individual with an extreme amount of character to face each season. Completely unlike people who are fans of a certail team from New York who barely need to breathe to get satisfaction.

Damned Red Sox lost again, well there's always next century.

by grunherz August 1, 2003

red sox

Horrible team. HAs no talent, can't work together that's why they haven't won in so many years. Only reason they won in 2004 is because the Yankees got tired and a lil to confident. No way can they repeat the win again.

Wow the red sox lost to the Yankees again.

by nYankees April 4, 2005

red sox

aka The Shlocks or the Red Shlocks; a shlocky team supported by drunken, masochistic buffoons. Not to be confused with those other drunken, masochistic buffoons in Chicago - the Black, er, White Sox.

I think I'll have an Irish seven-course dinner and then try to sneak into the red sox game over at Fagway Park, er, I mean Fenway Puke. BTW, that is a little joke of a stadium - that whole green monster idiocy - no other team tries to pass off a half-built stadium in the major leagues. Add in the restricted view seats and the loud, obnoxious drunken louts and you have the makings of a waste of time and money.

by AdamanEve October 10, 2005

Red Sox

A baseball team that earns nothing in the 84 years it takes them to win a world series, as well as being a load of overpaid lucky players, who then accuse a rival of being overpaid themselves, thus contradicting themselves. They have not really earned any of the titles they have earned and are merely a product of a bored media that needed a way to create buzz between the winningest team in sports and a seeming "rival", though statistically it is clear that there is none. Their fans are a large bandwagoning group of chowder consuming baby rapists who desire nothing more than to eat their own young after raping them and will mary no one unless at least their cousin but preferably their siblings or parents. They prefer the logo of a pair of filthy sox over the first letter of the city they represent. They are more commonly known as the Red Sux and "The Nation" ignoring the fact that an empire is larger than a nation, proving even further that not only is Boston less educated but also willing to concede the fact that they are nothing compared to New York and the Yankees.

"Man did you see the Red Sox loss last night."

"Yeah I didnt think anyone could hype up an 11-1 loss like that but those espn announcers sure did."

by Bangerlivas April 30, 2009

red sox

A disappointing and inferior baseball team from Boston Massachusetts that is supported by mostly low class but persistent fans extremely bitter from generations of losing to the New York Yankees.

Red Sox suck! Red Sox suck!

by 1cool1 December 6, 2006

red sox

best team in sports. Bottom line.
The Yanks can go rub dongs with their daddies.

no team better than the sox

by Bouch March 2, 2005

Red Sox

One of the worst baseball teams in MLB history. Other than the cubsthe red sox are probably on of the worst teams EVER. In 2004 they made a historic comeback in the ALCS versus the yankees. But other than that the red sox have been very unsuccessful. They have the biggest cry baby fans in the world. Most red socks fans pronounce words really stupid. For example: "The Red Sawks" and "Paaak the caa in the garaage" (Park the car in the garage). People espically from NYC laugh upon them. People from the New England area dont like people from Boston. The Red Sox are garbage. So are the people of Boston and their whiney fans. Failure describes the RED SAWKS!

The Red Sox lost again. Boy we suck.
OMFG WE WON 1 WORLDS SERIES in 86 YEARS! WE STILL ARE SUCKY RED SOX LOSERS!

by BrooklynMan October 10, 2007