grim reaping: Giving someone "the look of death," when you catch them creeping on your girlfriend, wife or teenage daughters.
Emily: Dad got really pissed at the pool yesterday and was grim reaping on some guy.
Abigail: What happened?
Emily: Dad caught some weirdo creeping on me. The way dad was looking at him, I thought the guy was dead for sure.
Abigail: What happened?
Emily: Dad caught some weirdo creeping on me. The way dad was looking at him, I thought the guy was dead for sure.
by Rick Sangamon July 17, 2011
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Last week after mowing my lawn and my crack was dripping a hybrid mix of mud and sweat, I though it would be nice to walk around the house with my wife's phone stuck way up close to my bung. I placed the phone on the kitchen counter and called it, my wife not only answered the phone and immediately threw it to the ground, she actually vomited and cracked the screen giving her "dirty roaming".
by NIKKY T February 2, 2014
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Person 2: I aint reading allat lil bro
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Person 2: I aint reading allat lil bro
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Get the I aint reading allat mug.young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.
"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices
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by Rednecktified January 3, 2012
Get the Remington 721 mug.The term "reading the bible" refers to any situation that is bad, illegal, or just naughty like sex or drugs.
You and your friends are smoking pot in your room. Your mom knocks on the door and asks what your doing in there. You respond "reading the bible!"
You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies.
You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies.
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