posing pouch

item of underwear which accentuates the male genetalia

as modeled by david "the hoff" hasselhoff and steve-o

i'll put on my posing pouch to show off my dick

by smog monster September 19, 2008

poofing

The sexual act of being anally penetrated by a blow up doll's penis or attached dildo.

Spent the whole night poofing, can't sit down and I need a new doll.

by Magnus Rahl September 6, 2016

poing

to verb a noun with your noun.

Also, a misspelling of the word point, transformed into sexual innuendo.

Also, penis.

girl: what's your poing??
guy: what's YOUR poing?!?
girl: hmmm i dont think i have a poing...
guy: i could GIVE you a poing...
girl: yeah, i think i need one.
girl i NEEEED one
girl oh YEAH
guy: i'll give it to you, baby.
guy: girl I am going to poing you so hard.

by shazbotfoolio February 4, 2010

Poping

Performing the duties of the Catholic Pope.

"I like Pope Francis. I can really get behind his Poping."

"This guy popes like a champ. Someone give him a freaking medal."

by Michael Alan Xavier Leonhardt October 28, 2013

Poring

A small, pink, blob like creature in the MMORPG Ragnarok Online. This creature was made to resemble the the classic weakest enemy of many RPGs, the slime. Very easy to and is usually the first monster a player ever kills. There are a few stronger forms of this monster such as the Poporing and the Angelring. This monster will earn you 1 base Exp. and 1 job Exp. per kill. Another characteristic of the poring is its ability to pick up nearby items on the ground and stores them inside it's self till a person kills it, which then every item it has taken in shall fall to the ground leaving them available for that person to pick up.

" Nooo, that poring just ate my Baphomet Card! ;-; "

by Jordan December 29, 2004

sham-pooing

Sham-pooing, Verb: The act of lathering your scalp whilst taking a wild poo.

Also a reference to a homeless person (sham) who is dirty and never showers. The irony!

I took a massive sham-poo the other day it was breath taking, like having a water birth, including full dilation and crowning.

I can't believe I'd never tried sham-pooing before!

by papashivo April 17, 2009

Pooing pringles

a term used when you sit on a packet of crisps, and the bag pops. This results in broken crisps flying everywhere, and making you look like you just pooed pringles.

Mariella pooed pringles the other night, it was so funny!

The other day John sat on a bag of Quavers, he was totally pooing pringles!

by call the underdog December 17, 2011