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silver platter

The act of defecating on a room service plate and then covering it with the silver top. Can be performed in response to poor quality food, poor service, framing a coworker you are traveling with, or just random fun. For the experienced professional traveller, intercepting a coworkers meal, stealing the food for yourself while leaving a silver platter for him/her then delivering, can provide years of fond memories.
"After my coworker stiffed me with the tab for the client dinner, I left a silver platter outside his room."
by My TV Turns September 15, 2009
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Manbullet Platter

The act of one sperming in ones hand and having your partner lick the sperm out of the hand; such as a Silver platter.
DJ Cream Pie: I totally served a chick my manbullet platter last night.
Dr Extenze: Gave her straight 5 star dining last night.
DJ Cream Pie: Straight up
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Fuck Platter

An assortment of sexual partners
I wonder who I will choose from my fuck platter to have sex with tonight!
by SwIrLieDeee April 29, 2014
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dark meat platter

When a rather well hung black fellow conceals his penis in a silver dinner platters and exhibits it to an unsuspecting victim.
Officer: What happened here?
Victim: He dark meat plattered me.....
by LawsonF December 16, 2015
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Bronx Platter

When one partner defecates on the other's abdomen, and then they proceed to engage in missionary style sexual intercourse.
After a Mexican dinner, the couple enjoyed a Bronx Platter for dessert.
by the Bronx Bomber November 19, 2004
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plattered

1. To be served on a platter
2. To have been fully destroyed in an argument by a devastating comeback
"You got totally plattered when he called your mama a biaaatch! ZING!"
by Pat February 11, 2005
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Pittsburgh Platter

A Pittsburgh Platter is a steaming load of shit dumped off on a man's chest by a woman or man, whatever the preference may be.
Dude! She gave him a Pittsburgh Platter! That shit's so gross!
by JManDC September 14, 2007
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