Peentard

A person who makes an easily avoidable mistake, or neglects to pay attention to the details necessary to accomplish a specific task.

You burned that CD as a data disc, not an audio disc, peentard.

by Bropeen April 2, 2011

Peeter Puffer

Redneck term for penis sucker

Ya'll see that girl over there... she's a damn peeter puffer!

by whadafxck September 5, 2011

peetush

Noun, 1. a penis, a vagina and/or a gooch; generally used by polish people to small children
2. a person or thing that is being a dick, a pain in the ass, a moron, or just not cooperating with what you want in the current situation

"Carlos Beltan struck out looking to end game 7 of the 2006 NLCS, what a peetush"

"Whoa dude, you just got me in peetush"

by DAVITTTTT December 15, 2011

peets

feet of a birb

my peets are already tucked, so there's nothing I can do.

by Hepatic tanager August 22, 2020

peesturbate

The act of peeing on one's self before or during masturbation.

(Also peesturbating, peesturbation, etc.)

Mmm, I had a hardcore peesturbating session last night!

I heard Dylan likes to peesturbate every few hours.

by Xapphire January 26, 2007

peestipated

When you have to pee, but can't. It's constipation of the front.

Lenny: "it don't sound like you're peeing"

John: "It's because I'm peestipated!"

by John Griffin May 28, 2004

Peekture

A picture or graphic of something in progress. The person the picture is intended for is getting a "peek" at the progress of said something.

I'm sending you a peekture of the art project Asylodous is working on for his class.

by Tonepile May 23, 2008