nuclear

Something George W. Bush can't pronounce. It's not "Noo-kyoo-ler". What a fucking shit-for-brains.

George W. Bush: "Nuculer weapons"

by TiG October 11, 2003

nuclear wessels

1. What Chekhov says to the cop in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

2. What to ask old people or Republicans when you meet them on the street. Russian accent is essential for maximum hilarity.

Person: Esscuse me, vere are se nuclear wessels?

Old person or Republican: Oh my gosh, communist!

Person: Epic fail, McCarthy.

(Then you run away singing the yodel thing at the beginning of "Numa Numa")

by theteddybearatemysandwich! June 1, 2009

Nuclear Penis

A penis that has been near the Chernobyl nuclear reactor too long.

Wow look! That guys dick is glowing! He has a Nuclear Penis!

by ReD[NaDa] October 18, 2008

Nuclear Powerd Zombie

A bad thing that continually ressurects itself and cannot be completely killed by conventional means.
Best used to describe a project that is actually somone else's responsibility, however they are not actually doing anything about it, but it directly affects your ability to perform your tasks/job.

Staff: The Voicemail system is dropping calls again.
Boss: I thought the National Communications group was supposed to fix that 2 months ago?
Staff: We ran all the tests they asked for, but it keeps coming back. It's a Nuclear Powerd Zombie .
Boss: I See that.

by Ted S January 5, 2006

Nuclear cumsplosion

When you ejaculate so hard everything within a square mile is instantly impregnated.

Bill: Dude, I had the best nuclear cumsplosion last night! I've got several hundred children on the way now.

Will: That's dope, bruh.

by Wally West the stalker December 5, 2016

nuclear reactor

Shotgunning a beer as an associate pours whiskey -- dammit, any hard liquor -- into the can.

D'you hear 'bout the fella that passed away?
Aye. Demolished three nuclear reactors in one sitting.

Limit yourself to one nuclear reactor per evening.

by edwinmassix June 2, 2011

Nuclear cockblock

When you have a friend, relative or brother who lives with you and your girlfriend, and who blocks the entrance to your girlfriend's cunt every time you want to have sex with her.

You live with your Girlfriend AND your Brother? That must be a nuclear cockblock.

by Shockdude July 6, 2010