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My life. a better/cleaner version of our favorite fuck my life or fml...
Lorenzo just told me, he hates me... my life!
by BOB1313 July 20, 2009
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My Life Is Ho

A website where slutty girls like to post stories of all the slutty things they do, and Bros posting that they need to get back in the kitchen and make them a sandwhich.
Last year I fucked the entire boys soccer team at my school. This year? The Varsity football players PLUS the coach. MLIH

I fucked seven guys tonight...all at the same time. Yeah, my life is ho. MLIH

All these stories are hot, but you hoes need to get back into the kitchen.
by gotem. November 19, 2010
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School -- waste of my life

just like the first one, school was a waste of my life, too.
i learned i was dumber than everyone, that people only hate who's different for no reason and that drugs make money just like prostitutes do - because nobody cares and if you're not a somebody already, then no one will ever care until college. Actually college was OK. But nobody cared, just the independence and chance to succeed was OK. But I failed. So it was a waste of my life.
A-Why don't you go to school there, boy? Make something of yourself.
B-Great idea! Thaaanks.
A-I'm kidding, you fag. Suck my dick for cash instead.
B-Asshole, and you call yourself government. School -- waste of my life.
(Based on a true story)
by live to 100 anyway June 9, 2010
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my life my life

This is what you say after something bad happens to you.
1. Tripping and falling on the ground - you say "my life my life"
2. Your girlfriend breaks up with you
3. You get hit by a bus
4. You accidently cut yourself
5. You cant think of any more examples for something
by GaaMonga August 3, 2009
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god i fucking hate my life

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.
by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021
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MYLIE

My Young Life Is Epic

the opposite of FML
My mum just said FUBAR! MYLIE!!
by Abzzmaxx January 8, 2011
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mylie

a mylie is a person who is funny and cool and looks cool and is good and great and good at several things but not too many things and is a nice person and likes danganronpa and sanrio and itemlabel peepy and is bisexual😁🙂
person 1: wow thats a mylie🤨😏😏

person 2: i love mylie,, is so cool
by a cool guy who is cool August 16, 2021
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